Not my fault.
All I wanted to do was chew on a log.
Didn’t realise you would be doing some weird boot slapping dance on it, ’ BeroccaRob '.
‘chew on a log’ lol
Truckbling:
I will offer is for anybody serious about proving me a liar can arrange a meet up whereby I will log in to my account in front of them and they can see for themselves.
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Mate !, you know what?,… seriously, I really think you have lost the plot. Just read back to yourself what you have posted 
Do you really think that anybody on here is concerned, bothered, interested, or even mildly curious enough to give up an hour of their precious free time, arrange a meet with you, go with you to your bank, just to come and look at your ■■■■ wage total.
Jeeeeex H 
Get a ■■■■■■ grip man, even I’m starting to feel embarrased for you now.
Post of the year so far I reckon.
robroy:
Truckbling:
I will offer is for anybody serious about proving me a liar can arrange a meet up whereby I will log in to my account in front of them and they can see for themselves.
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Do you really think that anybody on here is concerned, bothered, interested, or even mildly curious enough to give up an hour of their precious free time, arrange a meet with you, go with you to your bank, just to come and look at your [zb] wage total.
Get a [zb] grip man, even I’m starting to feel embarrased for you now.Post of the year so far I reckon.
Members call me a liar, call me names, try to discredit me all because I say what you can earn in this job. Sums it up for me ■■■■■■■.
+1. You have some disturbing [zb] going on in that head of yours blingo.
Dipper_Dave:
Truckbling:
I could post January but nobody would believe the payments so all I will offer is for anybody serious about proving me a liar can arrange a meet up whereby I will log in to my account in front of them and they can see for themselves.
Informing other drivers of potential earnings does not seem to give them the impetus to want to reach those levels themselves, all they do is start throwing abuse and saying that they are happy in their current job along with other lame excuses for not having the balls to get out there and make the job pay.
If you are one of the drivers who resorts to personal insults when someone reports to be making in excess of a grand a week then in future please keep your opinions to yourself as there is now enough evidence on these boards to prove otherwise. Just because you can’t do it does not mean it isn’t done.I’m on your side TB and being quite open minded I’ll believe anything you put up.
Weird how you drop your draws easily for November/December but Jan is held back.
I do want to better my lot though so once again, what sector are you in. Just asking.
Dave, I can post Januarys earnings but what is the point?
Blingy. Please stop.
eagerbeaver:
Blingy. Please stop.
Nah leave him he’s happy, and the more he goes on the bigger the prick he makes of himself.
Loved the way he complains about members calling him names then goes on to call me a ■■■■. 
comedy gold this guy.
Forgive me chaps me memory isn’t what it was.
I thought TruckBling was a lorry mechanic of some sort, have i got the wrong end of crappy stick again?
■■■■■■ now
Edited for accuracy.
Truckbling:
Members call me a liar, call me names
Think we should lay off poor old truckbling. He’s obviously upset over being called a liar and some names. Hes one of those sensitive souls and maybe we should back off a bit to avoid upsetting him more. Name calling and insults is not nice
Oh hang on, whats this…
Truckbling:
Tramping is for boring smelly blokes who only want to talk about their lorry.
Truckbling:
You lot acting like typical thick lorry drivers
Oh dear
Its also worth noting the “boring smelly blokes” comment was truckblings first contribution to the thread
The-Snowman:
Its also worth noting the “boring smelly blokes” comment was truckblings first contribution to the thread
HIM Mr I. Earnagrandaweek calling somebody BORING?
The irony.
robroy:
Can I just distance myself here from all this Homo-■■■■■■ banter, otherwise I’m gonna have to ditch the goatee for a full blown tache to go with my checked shirt, and wear leather chaps over my Levis. It’s bad enough trying to keep credibility with my frilly peek a boo curtains as it is ffs !!
Where’s the nearest pub, I’m feeling the need here to go for a pint, ■■■■ and talk football to regain some Man points.
Hey maybe I’ll even meet Carl/Truckbling he can afford to stand me a John Smiths on his grand a week.
robroy john smiths thought big bad truker boys drank marstons pedigree or theekstons best
Has anyone considered that Mr Truckbling works within the industry, but isn’t a driver…
Maybe he modifies and tarts up trucks for owners who spend all their money on the truck, and as little as possible on the element that tours it around the country.
Just a though, and I’d post/say more, but I’m fearful of upsetting my new best friend from last weekend!
What would this forum be without the insults and abuse eh? 
wirksworth rod:
robroy:
Can I just distance myself here from all this Homo-■■■■■■ banter, otherwise I’m gonna have to ditch the goatee for a full blown tache to go with my checked shirt, and wear leather chaps over my Levis. It’s bad enough trying to keep credibility with my frilly peek a boo curtains as it is ffs !!
Where’s the nearest pub, I’m feeling the need here to go for a pint, ■■■■ and talk football to regain some Man points.
Hey maybe I’ll even meet Carl/Truckbling he can afford to stand me a John Smiths on his grand a week.
I do normally, but I’m going downgrade in stages to get in touch with my feminine side as it looks like I’m being pressurised on here to Come Out, so it’s Prosecco next.
So if I keep going I’ll be on Woo Woos with both a cherry and monkey on a stick by the Summer
Can’t believe some of the ■■■■■■■■ I talk on here sometimes 
Yeh, I know, a lot on here agree with that before anybody jumps
robroy:
wirksworth rod:
robroy:
Can I just distance myself here from all this Homo-■■■■■■ banter, otherwise I’m gonna have to ditch the goatee for a full blown tache to go with my checked shirt, and wear leather chaps over my Levis. It’s bad enough trying to keep credibility with my frilly peek a boo curtains as it is ffs !!
Where’s the nearest pub, I’m feeling the need here to go for a pint, ■■■■ and talk football to regain some Man points.
Hey maybe I’ll even meet Carl/Truckbling he can afford to stand me a John Smiths on his grand a week.
I do normally, but I’m going downgrade in stages to get in touch with my feminine side as it looks like I’m being pressurised on here to Come Out, so it’s Prosecco next.
So if I keep going I’ll be on Woo Woos with both a cherry and monkey on a stick by the SummerCan’t believe some of the ■■■■■■■■ I talk on here sometimes
Yeh, I know, a lot on here agree with that before anybody jumps
keep up the good work mate carnt beet talking ■■■■■■■■ at times
Juddian:
Forgive me chaps me memory isn’t what it was.I thought TruckBling was a lorry mechanic of some sort, have i got the wrong end of crappy stick again?
You’re thinking of Bking. 
There’s a few jobs paying over a grand a week.Just got to be in the know to begin with and keep schtum after you’ve landed the job.Too many drivers bust a gut to brag about what they’re on.
spoonman777:
There’s a few jobs paying over a grand a week.Just got to be in the know to begin with and keep schtum after you’ve landed the job.Too many drivers bust a gut to brag about what they’re on.
you want to be careful coming out with statements like that, you might get called a liar and get accused of talking bollox.
Mike-C:
Juddian:
Forgive me chaps me memory isn’t what it was.I thought TruckBling was a lorry mechanic of some sort, have i got the wrong end of crappy stick again?
You’re thinking of Bking.
Ahh, thankyou MikeC, yes me memory isn’t getting any better.
However, the figures noted by TruckBling are far from unusual.
I know a number of chaps that get paid between £900 and £1100 per week self employed, another place are on £1200, thats car transporter for 5 days a week, however with slight variations its all self employed, no night out pay, dunno about tolls or parking, but the big sting in the tail especially for the top figure is that they are responsible for car damage whether they miss it on inspection or by their own negligence/mistake …quite common in one area of the country, most lads there would be taking their own insurance out to cover major mishaps, be daft not to.
There is another company paying £50k PAYE salary for regular trunking car transporter work plus about 2 nights out per week, can afford to be very selective who gets in as you might imagine, its steady work too.
The mainstream car carriers you can earn over £50k but you have to be efficient and get the right work so up to a point your face has to fit, i didn’t attain that heady figure, but £45k was reasonable expectation for someone who grafted, it should have gone up some since i packed it in too, plus nights out and ex’s obviously.
Where those PAYE jobs win for the driver, is at some places with higher earnings they get a high rate for stand down time for WTD catch up, another mainstream carrier which pays slightly less gross pays full pay during stand down (but they are away 4 nights a week), so there’s an extra 2 or 3 weeks annual holiday…swings and roundabouts.
Mind you its all serious graft, none of them are giving it away for people to sit on their arse drinking tea and the cabs are all cut down due to body design.
Then there’s that big fleet which runs out of Essex which makes all the above look poorly paid…