Noworries:
Who’s got the most categories on Driving Licence.
Do endorsements count ? 
I’ve just had two email notifications of updates on this thread, but there ain’t been anything new after tachographs post, wtf is going on??
2 Members on ‘pre-Mod’■■
I’ve got a United Federation of Planets, Starship commanders licence, up to Galaxy XL class 1, a klingon warbird class HRmph, a Romulan trolaan urgh class 1 and a Borg cuboid assimilation Instructors licence.anyone beat that? 
truckerjon:
I’ve got a United Federation of Planets, Starship commanders licence, up to Galaxy XL class 1, a klingon warbird class HRmph, a Romulan trolaan urgh class 1 and a Borg cuboid assimilation Instructors licence.anyone beat that?
You’ve got all that! and you’re stuck here posting on trucknet?
Trev_H:
truckerjon:
I’ve got a United Federation of Planets, Starship commanders licence, up to Galaxy XL class 1, a klingon warbird class HRmph, a Romulan trolaan urgh class 1 and a Borg cuboid assimilation Instructors licence.anyone beat that?You’ve got all that! and you’re stuck here posting on trucknet?
Yeah, had a little incident with the three breasted ■■■■■ of Rigel 5. How was i to know she would explode on contact with a chocolate flavoured condom? And no one told me that she was a secret agent for VOSA, (Vulcan Outer Space Agency), and that the Rigel 5 for “Can I see your tachograph please captain” is “hello big boy, i want you to rub my breasts with salad cream, and eat a cherry from my navel” 
i surrendered mine but i can still drive in europe.
jonboy
I can drive a £8 million Kone or csu (continuous ship unloader) ,look to the right when heading south over the M5 bridge (Avon) and you’ll see some on the dock anybody beat that.
I can drive a nail into a 2x4 piece of hardwood…Beat that!!! 
I,m the pilot for the S.A.S.helicopter, I fly blindfolded so I don’t know where I,m taking them.
traded mine in for a pension book , blue badge and an easy life , i’m still allowed to pull a caravan at an infuriatingly slow pace when i see a truck behind me though .
Okey-Didley-Dokely:
Willy waving warning, this thread is liable to some serious willy waving,Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist [zb]
very serious willy waving going on here
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928384,-3.270023
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist ■■■■■■
Okey-Didley-Dokely:
Okey-Didley-Dokely:
Willy waving warning, this thread is liable to some serious willy waving,Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist [zb]
very serious willy waving going on here
I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928384,-3.270023
Been told I can’t use my signature by some elitist [zb]
More like some very silly willy waving, 
They tell me I am here, but I’m not so sure. 
i can swim a length , does that count ? trouble is its straight down to the bottom and i cant do it for long … 
I can drive a golf ball in any direction just never where I want it to go. 
+1 but I don’t have a blue badge.
I am however licenced to drive the wife up the wall!
I have a 180 badge from darts, took about 4 yrs of playing darts every Monday night to get one, don’t know where it is now though.