Inselaffe:
I.O.L.
Institute of Linguists. (Degree equivalent.)
I only wanted the stripey tie 
Respect!! 
And then along comes a cheeky young (?) 
upstart and tries to teach you how to ■■■■ eggs. 
Just German, or are you a full on polyglot?
Inselaffe:
And then along comes a cheeky young (?)
Nah Inselaffe, you did no such thing.
You had a fair point and it was well-made IMHO.
There’s not that many who understand the imperative, so your (correct 
) comment took me by surprise. (So my RESPECT is to you Sir.)
Especially as you used a better word than I’d chosen 
I was quoting from the film, but I’d also picked up on the message in your signature
I’m actually that sad that I understand the words in the linguistic argument that the centurion used on the graffiti writer
Even though it referred to Latin, which I’ve never studied.
Inselaffe:
Just German, or are you a full on polyglot?
'fraid it’s just German, cos I’m not bright enough to have 2 foreign languages at “A” level, otherwise I’d have done the more traditional “degree in modern languages” when I went to uni.
I.O.L. is a degree equivalent for academic donkeys (me) who can only offer one foreign language at the standard they require. 
dieseldave:
I was quoting from the film, but I’d also picked up on the message in your signature
Even though it referred to Latin, which I’ve never studied.
I was forced to endure 2 years of Latin at school, so this scene still has me on the floor to this day.
Brian = Me.
Centurion = Mrs Leonard. She didn’t have a sword , but was scary as hell!!
Just dropped that signature in for a bit of fun and to see if it elicited a response.
Didn’t expect it to go off on such a tangent, mind!
Mir hat es Spaß gemacht. Cheers, Dave 