I reckon if I was there,the 1st thing I would do would be to cordon off the area to confine the 2 women…then start flinging all the fruit down on top of them,this would no doubt make the pavement all wet and slippery,and hey presto,your very own instant wet babes wrestling show.( to be fair,the one in the green is a hottie,but the ■■■■■ looking one is a pure munter of the highest degree) her armpits have to be minging to say the least…all sweaty,and slippery,(hang off ,im away again,)… 
dieseldog999:
I reckon if I was there,the 1st thing I would do would be to cordon off the area to confine the 2 women…then start flinging all the fruit down on top of them,this would no doubt make the pavement all wet and slippery,and hey presto,your very own instant wet babes wrestling show.( to be fair,the one in the green is a hottie,but the [zb] looking one is a pure munter of the highest degree) her armpits have to be minging to say the least…all sweaty,and slippery,(hang off ,im away again,)…
pure gold…
Slightly off topic but I’ve just seen on the news a few minutes ago over here, that a woman that smashed a car window after seeing a baby left alone in distress in the heat for 45 mins is about to be charged with criminal damage.
Where the ■■■■ did common sense go ?
You can’t do the right thing nowadays without the risk of being sued or worse.
dieseldog999:
I reckon if I was there,the 1st thing I would do would be to cordon off the area to confine the 2 women…then start flinging all the fruit down on top of them,this would no doubt make the pavement all wet and slippery,and hey presto,your very own instant wet babes wrestling show.( to be fair,the one in the green is a hottie,but the [zb] looking one is a pure munter of the highest degree) her armpits have to be minging to say the least…all sweaty,and slippery,(hang off ,im away again,)…
You Sir, are quite simply hilarious. Thanks.
neilg14:
Slightly off topic but I’ve just seen on the news a few minutes ago over here, that a woman that smashed a car window after seeing a baby left alone in distress in the heat for 45 mins is about to be charged with criminal damage.
Where the [zb] did common sense go ?
You can’t do the right thing nowadays without the risk of being sued or worse.
Indeed, why on earth smash the windscreen, the toughest window?