There’s a lot of drivers going out equipped for burglary, kidnap or murder.
You’d be suprised what you can get done with when going equipped, especially if you have previous! I know of one highly suspect individual who got a community order with the offence of going equipped with a pair of socks in his pocket(gloves). ■■■■■■■■
Fileep:
You’d be suprised what you can get done with when going equipped, especially if you have previous! I know of one highly suspect individual who got a community order with the offence of going equipped with a pair of socks in his pocket(gloves). [zb]
So he should, he is obviously a ■■■■■■ pervert carrying socks about like that. Did he also have lotion? 
Fileep:
You’d be suprised what you can get done with when going equipped, especially if you have previous! I know of one highly suspect individual who got a community order with the offence of going equipped with a pair of socks in his pocket(gloves). [zb]
His socks fit like a glove…there’s a joke here somewhere…
Coffeeholic:
Fileep:
You’d be suprised what you can get done with when going equipped, especially if you have previous! I know of one highly suspect individual who got a community order with the offence of going equipped with a pair of socks in his pocket(gloves). [zb]So he should, he is obviously a ■■■■■■ pervert carrying socks about like that. Did he also have lotion?
You don’t want to know 
I was going to say he was thinking of the children but thats a totally different department!!!
I use three bags 
I was advised in the winter to use an extra bag for emergencys (used it one when a lorry turned over on the A1 so had to “night out” at Wetherby)
In that bag I have a sleeping bag, two changes of clothes, washing items, travel toothpaste, toilet roll, chocolate, biscuits, water and a pouch of Bacca papers n tips 
In my usual bag there’s not much I don’t use often really, a few tools, spare torch, spare batteries, truckers atlas,
In my backpack there’s nothIng I dont use as that’s the one I take home and has my snap in it ( water,three apples and a banana )
Fileep:
Coffeeholic:
Fileep:
You’d be suprised what you can get done with when going equipped, especially if you have previous! I know of one highly suspect individual who got a community order with the offence of going equipped with a pair of socks in his pocket(gloves). [zb]So he should, he is obviously a ■■■■■■ pervert carrying socks about like that. Did he also have lotion?
You don’t want to know
Yeah, that sure as hell ain’t going to get him of the pervert charges.
Darb:
In my backpack there’s nothIng I dont use as that’s the one I take home and has my snap in it ( water,three apples and a banana )
Fail. That’s only 4 and it’s supposed to be 5 a day. 
Coffeeholic:
Darb:
In my backpack there’s nothIng I dont use as that’s the one I take home and has my snap in it ( water,three apples and a banana )Fail. That’s only 4 and it’s supposed to be 5 a day.
I have a tomato at home
Darb:
Coffeeholic:
Darb:
In my backpack there’s nothIng I dont use as that’s the one I take home and has my snap in it ( water,three apples and a banana )Fail. That’s only 4 and it’s supposed to be 5 a day.
I have a tomato at home
Good man, and a nice mix of colours which is also the advice.
You will live a long and happy life. Ah, you’re a truck driver, as you were.
a magnet.
sandwiches
flask
bible
gloves
hi viz
lucky mascot
jumper
sat nav
miniture road atlas
clipboard
pen
torch
samosas
koran
ak47
sugar
weed killer
olympics security pass
detonators
asian babes
fake passport
picture of ayatolla khomeini
housing benefit application form
not me, but i bet someone has.
I haven’t driven a lorry in anger since 2009, but I have a plastic box that went everywhere with me. I just looked in it and it has.
3 phone charger leads, although I only had one phone
2 palm coupling rubbers
3 boxes of staples
one broken stapler
one good stapler
4 pens
2 pairs of sunglasses, lens missing in one
3 condoms (unused)
bluetooth adapter with instructions
mousetrap
street map of Amiens
Insulating tape
Pair of tinsnips
pair of sidecuts
another pair of tinsnips but left handed
ipod headphones
magnifying glass
3 blade fuses
7 bulbs various types
2 cylinder fuses, (blown)
2 rolls of PTFE tape
spare keys for lorry
1 small allen key
I am sure it all has a reason to be in there. 
…Replacing the hard mat on the bottom, I found a “driver’s handbook” about a decade old!
Between this and the bottom of the bag… Some furry sweets that may have been nicked from Tutankhamun’s tomb! 
Overall, I’d have to say my bag should be called “Tardis” since it’s bigger on the inside than out, looking at why it never seems to be empty no matter how much I take out of it!
ShropsBri:
Fileep:
You’d be suprised what you can get done with when going equipped, especially if you have previous! I know of one highly suspect individual who got a community order with the offence of going equipped with a pair of socks in his pocket(gloves). [zb]His socks fit like a glove…there’s a joke here somewhere…
Man went to the doctors.
“doctor I’ve grown 5 Penises!”
“Hmm” said the doctor "how do they fit in your underpants?
“like a glove” replied the man!
i have started a post
on what type of bag do you use
so if you add stuff to that as well
ta
Fuses
BBQ
Those are probably the least used items in my bag
Spare digi card