dozy:
We had one of those who bats for the other side in office ( polite for me ) , when he called me up for new uniform he said I must try it on , no way was I standing there I’m my y - fronts , even bending over to pull up my trousers
To be fair he was ok , it was the lesbian who said she wanted to ■■■■ me that completely threw me , I even spoke to the mrs about it , she just burst into fits of laughter , lot of bloody help she was
You’re just a ■■■ magnet doze to both sides of the coin,.I m sure you look a complete irresistable manhunk type love animal in yer undercrackers. 