Omg and that’s only one night for me! Happy days!
The wife giving me a list of jobs on a Friday night 
normally the alarm going off at 4 and the mrs moaning at me to turn it off
The pain in the arse thought of the daily chores of the impending week with the odd pin prick of light every time a blond walks past 
The Dogs waking me up at 5.30am on Monday and realising I have had a lay in and don’t have to go to work. You see, I choose to work every Saturday and Sunday, usually in for 5am and then I can leave the daily weekday grind to the rest of you
Weekend is the only work i’ve been doing for the last 10 years.
Night trunks on a Friday and Sunday night,so my weekend finishes about mid day on Monday,like yesterday,two drops,(Multi drop?), Norwich and Kings Lynn,back in the yard for 11.00.
The rest of the week is mine,until Friday night comes round again.
snowman77:
The wife giving me a list of jobs on a Friday night
+1
…except change “a list of” to “blow” and change “Friday” to “Sunday”.
I work most Saturdays and Sundays so my weekend is normally Wednesday and Thursday.