What made you giggle this morning?

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I was talking to a mate of mine who is a paramedic,he was teling me of a call out he and a colleague attended at the weekend.

They were sent to a back street in the centre of Leeds at about 2am were they came across 2 youths sat against a wall both moaning with pain and blood covering their clothes,there was a chap leaning against the wall who then stepped forward and the conversation went as follows -

“The one on the left has a broken nose and a fractured right wrist,the one on the right has two fractured ribs on his right side and a cut to the lower lip and possibly two broken teeth”

The paramedic says,thats quite a comprehensive assesment of their injuries,do you have a medical background?

The chap says,no I have a military background,the fools tried to mug me!

My mate turned round to ask him another question but soldier boy had dissapeared.

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Theres a sign coming north out of plymouth on the A38 that says “Well hung meat company” which always makes me chuckle. :smiley:

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Following a Stobarts wagon over the M62 the other morning, and written in the muck on the back of the trailer was “No…I have not been on f*****g television”

Made me chuckle :slight_smile:

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Leaving work after a bit of a traumatic week. Long weekend…yipeeeee :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Baggie:
Travelling up from Milton Keynes to M1 jct 15 on the A508,there’s a brown tourist sign for the Canal museum at Stoke Bruerne.
Some wag has painted out the ‘C’ on canal :laughing: …I must have passed this about 300 times,and every time it brings a stupid grin to face :laughing: I really must grow up :wink:

I wondered when some wag would get round to that type of japestery,think of the fun they could have with the coventry canal sign around Cannock :laughing: