tasty:
As a civie driver took me jumper of quickly and got it stuck on me head for a brief couple of seconds.Wil never do that again.that was a long 3 seconds.
i now have an image of a driver desperately tugging at the jumper on their head while their throat is beginning to make that very girly whiney noise that you have no control over. its the bodies other pre-warning (the first being sweat) of an imminent bowel movement brought on by fear and dread 
As we are talking about being young and idiot… This is an old story… My first days as a driver…
I was driving Ford Courier van during the winter on the icy road in snowy Poland. I was looking on the map trying to find the place, but my adress on the lines was wrong, so I was texting my boss using one phone, when the other ringed and I answered it…
I found myself doing 40 straight onto the bend with two walls of ploughed snow on the boths sides, with the lorry oncoming, and I had one phone in one hand, one in the other and map on the steering wheel.
I still can’t believe that I managed somehow to do not crash anything and only problem was spinning arround after the bend (but lucky me, there was a plenty of space there…)