Even though it’s not a mugshot, I thought this one would give you a good laugh.
It should have come with a satnav from the 18 th century which is glued to the windscreen and two inches away from the driver’s face at night, and lit up like Blackpool Tower as they don’t know how to use the night mode.
Amazing how getting on top of health issues makes a difference ( maybe working days as well ) , year / two ago I look like a skeleton, really old but looking much better now ( I know , debatable )
Me with my ■■■■■■■ hol last week
No idea why it’s scrubbed daughter out .
Is that in Marbella, Malaga or Benidorm?
That’s a fine looking young lady you have there, Dozy,you are looking very young in the photo.
Thankyou Stuar , Benidorm , yes few say I don’t look a month short of 64 , medication has helped me no end , feeling & looking much better
She’s my nurse , she comes on hol to look after me , makes sure I have medication & does injections etc , but she does seem to forget me some times when there’s a sunbed & cocktails nr lol
Do what Doze?
You go on hol with your nurse?
What does the Mrs say about that?
Respect man…
I like your style.
Yer looking ok btw…have you jacked all this sh yet and retired?
Edit…Sorry mate just noticed you said it was yer daughter…I was only joking anyhoo.
Congrats Andy…nice one.
4th June ?
Mr & Mrs GOM celebrated (?) our 65th wedding anniversary. We’ve actually been together for 68 years, we spent the first 3 years ‘practising’, then in a moment of alcohol fuelled madness I graciously agreed to take her on full time.
The poor old soul has been diagnosed with mild Alzheimers now but between us we’re still ‘ticking over’.
She’s voluntarily stopped driving now (thank god, she terrified me) but more importantly, she’s stopped drinking gin, Tanqueray gin sales have plummeted. 
So where’s the pic to prove it? 
Sorry, no pictures. She was ‘a looker’ in her younger day but now at 85 years old gravity hasn’t been kind to her whereas at 86 I’ve retained my suave sophisticated good looks, my boyish charm shines through. As I keep reminding her, she was very lucky to get me in 1960, I was in great demand. 
Geez grumpy, I’ve heard it said, your only fault was your modesty. 
Whatever ya do…do NOT let her see that post.
To complete the image…she’s 5 ft tall and weighs 6.5 stone (41kg) wet through. She’s not anorexic, she eats normally and well, she just can’t put weight on. It’s her birthday today (85), it’s cost me £1.29 for a card. 
But enough of Mrs GOM, back to the mugshots 
You spoil her mate…hope she appreciates it.
It could be argued that he paid too much for the card
I’ve paid £5 for an anniversary card today!!!
You missed the point
