Yep failed miserably on that one…and I’m still looking for one 
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(After saying that, I had a couple of pints with a couple of old school mates earlier while I am off…and that deffo made me feel better about myself.)
So check this out my new job while off.
‘‘Doorman/security’’ at local Santa’s Grotto,…
‘‘Yer names not down yer not coming in’’…been practicing in mirror, I’m a bit rusty.
Those bloody 4 and 5 year olds best not try and tangle with ME.
Jeez the wife is right, she always says I look like Shrek when I’m clean shaven 
…I best get cultivating.
C’mon who else is brave enough? 