Trucker TV

what about top gear for tippers… a star in a reasonbly priced tipper and how fast a tipper is 0-70 and how they handle on corners.

ianyng:
Any ideas for TV shows for truckers?

Changing Cabs.
Carole Smilie and team redesign the inside of a Renault Premium using bits of MDF and some sticky-back plastic.
…(boosting its value by £2000…) :laughing:

not changing rooms but… changing vrooms

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also instead of doing up someones truck how about changing someones truck to an old tk bedford or a d seris ford.

or this is the best one how about this…

all them old ■■■■■ who think the good old days were best… good send them back in time. let them drive those old bone shakers let them sleep in digs and let them break down and have to use the shap ( no moterways allowered ) make them eat all fried food everything with chips in the cafes.
and best of all make them rope and sheet in the rain and snow.

and then ask them which days are best.

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What an excellent thread, you’ve excelled yourself Ian :smiley: .

PMSFL.

Keep em coming. :slight_smile:

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Film - One Flew Over The Netto’s Nest

Rob k stars as a person who goes mentally derranged whilst on a mission in Netto’s.

FILM:- The Tesco Chainsaw Massacre
(2003) 18

Remake of old classic.
A group of drivers go on the rampage after being told “it’ll be a few more hours 'for yer tipped mate.”

Bargain- Bucket Hunt

David Dickinson takes two teams round a Renault dealer to see if they can pick up a half-decent Premium for under £500, and then sell it at auction for a profit.

Chorlton and the Fifth-Wheelies
Childrens Programme

The Guns Of Neverhome
Classic film for long - distance truckers.

BBC2 9pm:- NEVERMIND THE TWIST-LOCKS
Topical music programme for container drivers

Tippertubbies
Childerns Programme featuring 4 drunken fat tippermen.

Drinky-winky, tipsy, la-la land and ■■■ (doesn’t like showers!)

Rising Damp
Comedy
dave spills his pee bottle on the bottom bunk…

bloody hell ian give someone else a go.

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I’m gonna have to JD - run out of ideas now.

Everybody saying thank God are they? :cry:

ian your one funny man :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

JB:
ian your one funny man :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

spending all that time on the boat has turned him into Captain Pugwash :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Brilliant thread. Great imagination Ian :slight_smile: . Keep em coming :smiley: .

The good, the bad and the Rob K

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“Ramsey’s Rolling Nightmares” ■■? :confused:

Bottom Gear
Flog it
Traffic Cops

not sure if thats the right order, but it sums up the last few days… :confused:

Just read this thread from start to end - BRILLIANT

Just goes to show what driving does to your brain though :open_mouth: