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Radar19:
sinclair89:
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I get out, place any offending cone on my head and drive off with it sticking out of the window, whilst hollering sea shanties at the top of my voice. I currently have 9 points on my license.How did you pass a medical with a peg leg and an eye patch?
He bribed the doctor with some buried treasure.
Aaarrrgh! Thaat be what oi did me hearties!
Yaaaargh! They’ll let any old scurvy bilge rat drive an horse n cart nowadays!!
Don’t know which of us is the daftest Tbh!
surely there is no man alive that hasn’t had a night out on the lash…woken up the next day with no idea of getting home,wondering where the smell of dogs pish is coming from,checking out you haven’t peed the bed,then noticing the traffic cone lying in the corner of the bedroom,then realising you were wearing it on the way home. then going downstairs,and finding the temporary traffic lights in the living room,:oops:
dieseldog999:
surely there is no man alive that hasn’t had a night out on the lash…woken up the next day with no idea of getting home,wondering where the smell of dogs pish is coming from,checking out you haven’t peed the bed,then noticing the traffic cone lying in the corner of the bedroom,then realising you were wearing it on the way home. then going downstairs,and finding the temporary traffic lights in the living room,:oops:
Still working as the lead reaches your house
dieseldog999:
surely there is no man alive that hasn’t had a night out on the lash…woken up the next day with no idea of getting home,wondering where the smell of dogs pish is coming from,checking out you haven’t peed the bed,then noticing the traffic cone lying in the corner of the bedroom,then realising you were wearing it on the way home. then going downstairs,and finding the temporary traffic lights in the living room,:oops:
When I was at uni, one of my friends woke up to find one of those automated traffic barriers in his room.
tango boy:
dieseldog999:
surely there is no man alive that hasn’t had a night out on the lash…woken up the next day with no idea of getting home,wondering where the smell of dogs pish is coming from,checking out you haven’t peed the bed,then noticing the traffic cone lying in the corner of the bedroom,then realising you were wearing it on the way home. then going downstairs,and finding the temporary traffic lights in the living room,:oops:Still working as the lead reaches your house
and then denying any knowledge… 
Radar19:
dieseldog999:
surely there is no man alive that hasn’t had a night out on the lash…woken up the next day with no idea of getting home,wondering where the smell of dogs pish is coming from,checking out you haven’t peed the bed,then noticing the traffic cone lying in the corner of the bedroom,then realising you were wearing it on the way home. then going downstairs,and finding the temporary traffic lights in the living room,:oops:When I was at uni, one of my friends woke up to find one of those automated traffic barriers in his room.
Oh Uni yar, ok cool cool 
tango boy:
Radar19:
dieseldog999:
surely there is no man alive that hasn’t had a night out on the lash…woken up the next day with no idea of getting home,wondering where the smell of dogs pish is coming from,checking out you haven’t peed the bed,then noticing the traffic cone lying in the corner of the bedroom,then realising you were wearing it on the way home. then going downstairs,and finding the temporary traffic lights in the living room,:oops:When I was at uni, one of my friends woke up to find one of those automated traffic barriers in his room.
Oh Uni yar, ok cool cool
wheres me rizzlas,im dying to skin up man…gosh…save the planet…rebel without a clue…ive got a ,I brake for whales sticker on my rowing skiff…ffs…the only way your normal truckie goes to uni,is if they get a job as a janitor… 
dieseldog999:
tango boy:
Radar19:
dieseldog999:
surely there is no man alive that hasn’t had a night out on the lash…woken up the next day with no idea of getting home,wondering where the smell of dogs pish is coming from,checking out you haven’t peed the bed,then noticing the traffic cone lying in the corner of the bedroom,then realising you were wearing it on the way home. then going downstairs,and finding the temporary traffic lights in the living room,:oops:When I was at uni, one of my friends woke up to find one of those automated traffic barriers in his room.
Oh Uni yar, ok cool cool
wheres me rizzlas,im dying to skin up man…gosh…save the planet…rebel without a clue…ive got a ,I brake for whales sticker on my rowing skiff…ffs…the only way your normal truckie goes to uni,is if they get a job as a janitor…
I have a degree in Outside Broadcasting but I drive trucks. Funny how life turns out.
don’t I know it…
dieseldog999:
surely there is no man alive that hasn’t had a night out on the lash…woken up the next day with no idea of getting home,wondering where the smell of dogs pish is coming from,checking out you haven’t peed the bed,then noticing the traffic cone lying in the corner of the bedroom,then realising you were wearing it on the way home. then going downstairs,and finding the temporary traffic lights in the living room,:oops:
If you changed the lamps and messed with a few indicator flasher units those traffic lights made excellent disco lights in the early seventies .
Not that I ever did it Officer.
I think im glad I wasn’t listening to the same music as you then if you can dance to a set of traffic lights,
dieseldog999:
I think im glad I wasn’t listening to the same music as you then if you can dance to a set of traffic lights,
Stop, get ready, go go go
Take it steady, lost a friend a few years ago when he ran over a cone which shot up under the motor hit the drop arm on the steering jamming it over and shot him off the road killing him, believe me those big cones are solid.
Ossie
d4c24a:
then you get knobs like this , who insist they have to make a delivery hence why they ignored the signs for road closed ,but don’t know the address of the non existent house
Ah seeing those Docwra hoardings, why do they leave traffic lights up once they’ve finished? They caused chaos last week near Witney, hole filled in but couldn’t be arsed to turn the lights off. Of course nobody had the sense to turn the lights away from the traffic (you could’ve got by there were no cones left, the lights were awaiting collection).
Radar19:
I have a degree in Outside Broadcasting but I drive trucks. Funny how life turns out.
I have found the only useful thing about my degree is knowing now how to get round Cardiff after spending a few years there drunk. Business Studies is just general knowledge and I can not remember alot of it know, I blame the working hours in this job.
Suedehead:
amamdada:
d4c24a:
then you get knobs like this , who insist they have to make a delivery hence why they ignored the signs for road closed ,but don’t know the address of the non existent houseBut if the closure had been correctly set up he would not be able to get up the road in the first place.
and he was coming the other way. The road was obviously not “closed”
as he moved the signs and cones at the start of the road ,he was just to the right of that pic is a road to a farm ,they had to come out and turn left to exit ,hence the sign in the picture
Truckers tend to have the most worthwhile degree there is as obtained from the university of life, where it is not compulsory to have a common sense bypass before being unleashed on the world.
amamdada:
Truckers tend to have the most worthwhile degree there is as obtained from the university of life, where it is not compulsory to have a common sense bypass before being unleashed on the world.
LOL
I have a degree in Outside Broadcasting but I drive trucks. Funny how life turns out.
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Bugger me Radar, I knew there were some useless degrees about but 5 years at university to be a Town Cryer ? Really ?
Regards. John.