the maoster:
Pah, Snowman you are merely an enthusiastic amateur!
Are you still on the Merc Maost?
How the hell do you get that up on the dash…(I’ve only just mastered the radio. 
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robroy:
the maoster:
Pah, Snowman you are merely an enthusiastic amateur!Are you still on the Merc Maost?
How the hell do you get that up on the dash…(I’ve only just mastered the radio.
On a DAF you can reset the meter, drive like a ■■■■■ for ten kliks, then give it up for service with lots of green fairy lights. (do I’ve been told)
Not commenting at all on anyone’s abilities, but it all proves nowt.
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Franglais:
the maoster:
Pah, Snowman you are merely an enthusiastic amateur!Curious?
63% of what?
100% of what?
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63% of rolling over hills.
100% of efficient use of the retarder, anticipation and keeping revs in the green band.
A.
robroy:
the maoster:
Pah, Snowman you are merely an enthusiastic amateur!Are you still on the Merc Maost?
How the hell do you get that up on the dash…(I’ve only just mastered the radio.
Adonis nailed the answer mate. I am still on the Actros but that was that little bin wagon Scania demo I had for a week. Oh, I cheated too 
. It took me a few days to figure what the computer wanted and then I gave it just that. I increased my anticipation and braking scores on a deserted A1 early one Saturday morning by knocking the cruise off and coasting for 4 seconds before clicking the exhaust brake on for a second and finally re engaging the cruise. The computer then thought I was demonstrating exceptional anticipation! Just shows what a lot of ■■■■■■■■ it is really, but I do play the ■■■■■■■■ game very well
100% keeping in the green. Keep it in auto ?
How to get 100% “rolling over hills”?
Coast so you get over the crest at a whisker over a dead stop? Good for fuel, but absolute bllx.
Dressing it all up as percentages gives it a “sciency” look.
Driving smooth and steady, yeah, all good, but these pseudo-science bits are a nonsense.
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Franglais:
100% keeping in the green. Keep it in auto ?How to get 100% “rolling over hills”?
Coast so you get over the crest at a whisker over a dead stop? Good for fuel, but absolute bllx.Dressing it all up as percentages gives it a “sciency” look.
Driving smooth and steady, yeah, all good, but these pseudo-science bits are a nonsense.
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I looked at my dash earlier on to check my scores. All I could see was my reflection.
So basically I saw perfection too Maoster 
French one, " pseudo-science " get’s the TNUK award for January’s most unique phrase. You have won a conversation with CF.
Enjoy 
With or without the clingfilm my friend?
the maoster:
With or without the clingfilm my friend?
Best not mention that mate 
When I did that ’ CGI ', I used the last of the roll and the missus 2atted me 
Franglais:
100% keeping in the green. Keep it in auto ?How to get 100% “rolling over hills”?
Coast so you get over the crest at a whisker over a dead stop? Good for fuel, but absolute bllx.Dressing it all up as percentages gives it a “sciency” look.
Driving smooth and steady, yeah, all good, but these pseudo-science bits are a nonsense.
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In auto it’ll stay in the green, anticipation is basically count to about 5 with your foot off the gas/cruise off before you brake or hit the retarder, and the rolling over the hills is just what you said there.
I’ve mentioned it before and it doesn’t work in the UK as it’s too busy and full of bellends.
As Maoster said it’s dead easy to ‘trick’ the thing into thinking you’re a driving genius and it really means sod all.
A.
Adonis.:
Franglais:
100% keeping in the green. Keep it in auto ?How to get 100% “rolling over hills”?
Coast so you get over the crest at a whisker over a dead stop? Good for fuel, but absolute bllx.Dressing it all up as percentages gives it a “sciency” look.
Driving smooth and steady, yeah, all good, but these pseudo-science bits are a nonsense.
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In auto it’ll stay in the green, anticipation is basically count to about 5 with your foot off the gas/cruise off before you brake or hit the retarder, and the rolling over the hills is just what you said there.
I’ve mentioned it before and it doesn’t work in the UK as it’s too busy and full of bellends.
As Maoster said it’s dead easy to ‘trick’ the thing into thinking you’re a driving genius and it really means sod all.
A.
I find it easier to make it think I’m a lead footed idiot.
Doesn’t take much…
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Back to the original thread 
this is hard to choose and may create controversy ::–
but in my opinion, in no particular order, as they say on TV
Stirling Moss
James Hunt
Jackie Stewart
can I make it TOP5 so hard to choose?
Damon Hill, Nigel Mansell
pierrot 14:
Back to the original threadthis is hard to choose and may create controversy ::–
but in my opinion, in no particular order, as they say on TV
Stirling Moss
James Hunt
Jackie Stewart
can I make it TOP5 so hard to choose?
Damon Hill, Nigel Mansell
Erm…Jim Clark? Colin McCrae? Andy Rouse?
Suedehead:
AndrewG:
robroy:
NobRoy:
No problem Mary Poppins xOMG another compliment, that is what the great Alan Shearer was christened at Newcastle about 10 yrs ago.
I think I love you NR mate.Will you be an USHER at my next wedding?
You just gotta hope your missus doesnt start browsing this forum Rob and take your words the wrong way. Mine did and a crack round the head for my troubles+ kick in the shins as an added brucie bonus…
I thought you got those injuries changing a wheel?
I did mate, slipped and cracked my head/split my ear and still off work. The missus just likes to add to it occasionally, and it doesnt take much to kick it all off either. She has driven for me for the past two weeks now though bless her…
the maoster:
Pah, Snowman you are merely an enthusiastic amateur!
Well hot ■■■■
Theres me all chuffed at my fuel saving expertise only to be upstaged by a true professional
If I were wearing a hat, id take it off to you
The-Snowman:
the maoster:
Pah, Snowman you are merely an enthusiastic amateur!Well hot ■■■■
Theres me all chuffed at my fuel saving expertise only to be upstaged by a true professional
If I were wearing a hat, id take it off to you
You are young but you will learn grasshopper
