Uh-oh Tris, looks like you’ve upset the Yorkshire folk.
Tha better watch thissen.
What is Yorkshire?
Yorkshire is a place, Yorkshire is a state of mind.
A couple from Yorkshire are sitting in the kitchen.
“Ey up, our lass” says the bloke. “Ah’ve got a reet grand idea. Let’s play I-spy”
“Ah reet pet” says his wife. “You go first then”
“I spy, wit’ my little eye, summat beginning wit’ T”.
“Is it tea towel?”
“Nay lass, it’s not tea towel”
“Is it teapot?”
“Nay lass, it’s not teapot”
“Is it toaster?”
“Nay lass, it’s not toaster”
“Ah reet, ah give oop then, what is it?”
“It’s t’oven”
Roymondo:
Queens Medical Centre in Nottingham
Most other places in Nottingham
queens medical centre nottinghamcity hospital and wythenshawe hospital gas deliveries
Contraflow:
Uh-oh Tris, looks like you’ve upset the Yorkshire folk.Tha better watch thissen.
North of exeter
nick172sport:
Roymondo:
Queens Medical Centre in Nottingham
Most other places in Nottinghamqueens medical centre nottinghamcity hospital and wythenshawe hospital gas deliveries
We’ve probably met at one or the other of those locations - I drive for Baxters delivering to hospitals. And yes, Wythenshawe can be a bit of a PITA - although it’s usually just a case of being patient and waiting for the bay to become free (unlike QMC where there’s nowhere to wait your turn, umpteen courier vans diving in/around you plus Bob the Builder and his mates seemingly permanently on site generally taking up what little manouvering space there is).
Olog Hai:
seth 70:
Is that coming from a driver who only passed his test this march after taking it umpteen times and failing,you must have plenty of miles under your belt pal and met loads of different people on your journeysSame driver who also said he wouldn’t be posting on here again two or three months ago…
He was also asking how to use a tacho and whats the best satnav last month,then as the cheek to come on here calling us yorkshire folk every name from a pig to a dog,kin knob 
1- Sofidel
2- Sofidel
3- Sofidel!
seth 70:
Olog Hai:
seth 70:
Is that coming from a driver who only passed his test this march after taking it umpteen times and failing,you must have plenty of miles under your belt pal and met loads of different people on your journeysSame driver who also said he wouldn’t be posting on here again two or three months ago…
He was also asking how to use a tacho and whats the best satnav last month,then as the cheek to come on here calling us yorkshire folk every name from a pig to a dog,kin knob
It’s just an observation. I’m sure there are some very nice people from Yorkshire, I’m just yet to find one.
Tris:
seth 70:
Olog Hai:
seth 70:
Is that coming from a driver who only passed his test this march after taking it umpteen times and failing,you must have plenty of miles under your belt pal and met loads of different people on your journeysSame driver who also said he wouldn’t be posting on here again two or three months ago…
He was also asking how to use a tacho and whats the best satnav last month,then as the cheek to come on here calling us yorkshire folk every name from a pig to a dog,kin knob
It’s just an observation. I’m sure there are some very nice people from Yorkshire, I’m just yet to find one.
Keep digging pal!
Contraflow:
What is Yorkshire?Yorkshire is a place, Yorkshire is a state of mind.
God created Yorkshire then cracked on with the rest of earth.
i notice you’re keeping your own home a secret for fear of a backlash 
Its ok tris because as far as driving a lorry goes you dont know your arse from your elbow,this is the only post you have made without asking for help or asking what so and so does,you have been driving a few week and have suddenly grown a pair of bollox so i will let you off, 
SteveBarnsleytrucker:
Contraflow:
What is Yorkshire?Yorkshire is a place, Yorkshire is a state of mind.
God created Yorkshire then cracked on with the rest of earth.
Used it as the demo model 
Trish:
Yorkshire. The people have a weird inbuilt need to be parodies of what they think Yorkshire people should be like and have a massive chip on their shoulders, although not the extent of Scousers. They dress badly, stand with their mouths open a lot, and usually wear glasses. Aside from the people, and they do put the county at number one compared to other contenders, it’s the grimmest dullest place I’ve ever been. Even the countryside is crap.
Humberside. Once part of Yorkshire, but made a unitary authority some years ago. Basically ditto the above apart from there being no countryside. It never ceases to amaze me how human beings can live and breed in such insanitary conditions.
All the counties surrounding London (including London itself). Ignorant, arrogant and bad drivers. They are basically bookends for Yorkshire people.
I thought Trolling Day was generally on a Friday.
Tha Nose! 
Must say that I’m loving this thread, and Seth I’m surprised at you biting so quickly. It’s usually only Scousers that do that when someone suggests that they’re all militant thieves!
Yorkshire couple go away to Benidorm for 2 week and are unpacking their cases, wife says to husband, “Eyup Fred does tha know, I think we’ve left Bisto at home. Go across the landing to them in room 96 they’re from England and see if they’ve got any”
" Reyto Blanche, I’ll Bob oar nar" Fred goes across and knocks on room 96 door and a big bald bloke stands before him.
" Es ta any Bisto?" Fred asks, " ■■■■ of Ya Spanish prick!" Shouts bold fella before slamming the door
The rocket just at the start of the M62
Chester
Denbigh - high field park.
I don’t get out much being on days [emoji45]
The Valleys on a Friday afternoon.
The Gower in holiday season.
London anytime.