Unionjack wrote:
10. Any one NOT owning a VOLVO or SCANIA will be charged double 
Sounds fair enough to me
anyone found to have parked a vehicle in front of point of delivery will have it towed and scraped (same day).
all drivers will have the opartunity to shot traffic wardens on site
speed cameras will be pulled down (unless outside schools hospitals etc etc…)
any foreign vehicle found to be defective will be impounded and scrapped unless fine is paid within 7 days.
jon
as ive known chef for years i hereby elect myself as chancellor......... minimum wage for drivers £10 per hour. all tilts will be burnt to the ground.. no more groupage loads allowed on fridays...... free parking as already mentioned(unionjack you can be minister for roads :open_mouth: :laughing: ). three course meals available with free wine at the former sites of little chef, (no relation :laughing: :laughing: ). oh and as chancellor OBVIOUSLY....... im on 200k per year with free jaunts to europe . this is a military junta so any objectors will be sent to tip at argos…
Nice one JonBoy…sorry, Chancellor. Got me thinking though and here’s some nominations for the other cabinet posts: Carol Vorderman/Education - Gabby Logan/Sports - Anne Robinson 
/Transport (after her recent performance on Test The Nation) - Demi Moore (complete with bald head)/War …the newly renamed Ministry of Defence - Charlie Dimmock/MAFF - Carol Smilie/Social Security (Tight Jock ) - Rachel Hunter/my PA!
Also, within 1 year of Premiership
Divert the channel tunnel to Holland - at least they like us!
Back fill the fork to France with refuse.
Ban all foreign trucks from driving in UK on Sunday.
All foreign registered trucks to pre- pay £20 per day road tax at p.o.a
Minimum 3rd party insurance with all tax discs.
Any vehicle with out tax will be driven immediately to scrapyard and load confiscated.Driver fined £1000 and jailed until paid.
All trucks over 7.5t exempt from inner city charges.
Roadtrains allowed to run between the new,free,driver-friendly MSAs.
Simplification of UK tacho laws (Euro driver legislation scrapped) - 12 on 12 off, up to 6 days a week - max 10 hrs driving anyday - 4 hrs drive then 1 hr break. Weekend break 48 hrs, no reductions.
All RDC warehouse deliveries to be timed in and out - Demurrage paid at gate on exit at rate of £25 per hour or part thereof.
all seems sensible to me! put it in the manifesto
I dare someone to copy & paste this to the minister for transport
we have a minister for transport!!!
since when
jon
Hilarious thread 
Long may it continue with the good and also silly suggestions
john cleese- minister for silly walks…
Rik Waller minister for health