the maoster:
robroy:
trevHCS:
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I would assume you looked something akin to this, although for reasons of not wanting to be put on pre-mod, I have to leave a little to the imagination! 
The username is a combination of my 2 Christian names rather than being a jock.
English as a Red Rose and twice as beautiful 
, never wore a skirt in my life. (Well I did experiment once after 10 pints of lager, but I never talk about it 
)
But cheers anyway.
Another illusion shattered! I had visions of you hollowing out a cow as a means to hide from the hated English army!
His shiny head would give him away anyway 
the maoster:
robroy:
trevHCS:
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I would assume you looked something akin to this, although for reasons of not wanting to be put on pre-mod, I have to leave a little to the imagination!
The username is a combination of my 2 Christian names rather than being a jock.
English as a Red Rose and twice as beautiful , never wore a skirt in my life. (Well I did experiment once after 10 pints of lager, but I never talk about it )
But cheers anyway.
Another illusion shattered! I had visions of you hollowing out a cow as a means to hide from the hated English army!
I’ve done a couple of things with the odd cow in my time, but I won’t go into that on here in case the wife sees.
Radar19:
the maoster:
robroy:
trevHCS:
0
I would assume you looked something akin to this, although for reasons of not wanting to be put on pre-mod, I have to leave a little to the imagination!
The username is a combination of my 2 Christian names rather than being a jock.
English as a Red Rose and twice as beautiful , never wore a skirt in my life. (Well I did experiment once after 10 pints of lager, but I never talk about it )
But cheers anyway.
Another illusion shattered! I had visions of you hollowing out a cow as a means to hide from the hated English army!
His shiny head would give him away anyway
I was saving for a toupee, but I spent the cash on a Tom Tom Trucker 6000 …in case I get lost.
Didn’t look as good stuck on the top of my head though.
…see how cool and flawless I got that back on thread…eh ?