Contraflow:
I’m more worried about the bloke taking photos of other blokes ■■■■■■■■
Yep 
Check out the o/p’s avatar, do you reckon he was dressed as Cosmo Smallpiece when taking the photo.
OK if you don’t understand you ain’t old enough 
The person without basic hygiene knowledge isn’t identifiable and I used the image to make a point.
Would you like to smell his and everyone else’s ■■■■ when sat having a break in the summer or be the tyre fitter lying in it doing his job?
For all those that don’t see the problem I hope you do stand in a curly one then you may see the that the Country has gone to the dogs. 
Fatboy slimslow:
Contraflow:
I’m more worried about the bloke taking photos of other blokes ■■■■■■■■aye
too much time on THEIR HANDS!
who cares?
Who cares? I do and so should you. WC’s were invented to stop the spread of disease but people like you obviously like to wallow in the stuff and don’t care for others. [emoji6][emoji103]
Bang on Fred. The stench from some lorry parks is just ■■■■■■■ disgusting. If the dirty gits aren’t ■■■■■■■ in public, they are ■■■■■■■ in bottles and littering the motorway verges with the bottles. Just cannot believe the tossers who condone this.
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I agree with Nick, that’s how I’ve been taught and a lot of places that is a yard rule to park hard against the o/s line. It brings a level of conformity to chaos, it also cuts down on damage as every bay is the same diameter.
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I don’t think circular bays will catch on
fredthered:
The person without basic hygiene knowledge isn’t identifiable and I used the image to make a point.Would you like to smell his and everyone else’s ■■■■ when sat having a break in the summer or be the tyre fitter lying in it doing his job?
For all those that don’t see the problem I hope you do stand in a curly one then you may see the that the Country has gone to the dogs.
I agree mate, I hate the smell of ■■■■ on services, and I have been seen before now doing the Michael Jackson moonwalk in a lay by, after standing in a Douglas Hurd, and it aint funny.
However, maybe by whatever means (if reported to Gregory’s) he may well be identified and disciplined, or even sacked for the embarrassment caused to the firm, who knows, and only for taking a quick ■■■■.
If it had bothered me as much as it did you I might have sarcastically pointed to the bogs to him or something, what I wouldn’t do was take a photo, and make it public, but that’s just me.
fredthered:
Perhaps this should be included in future DCPC modules? The p stone was literally 50 yards away. Dirty bugger.0
maybe he was burstin and couldnt make the fifty yards.
fredthered:
Fatboy slimslow:
Contraflow:
I’m more worried about the bloke taking photos of other blokes ■■■■■■■■aye
Who cares? I do and so should you. WC’s were invented to stop the spread of disease but people like you obviously like to wallow in the stuff and don’t care for others. [emoji6][emoji103]
listen, I’m ocd have tubs of hand sanitizer in the truck, car but I don’t care! If people want to siphon the Python in the services 
on their equipment 
that’s UPTO them. 
like I say I don’t care! I keep my nose out of other peoples business! 
I dont care, society is the pits I don’t like humans! I’d rather rattle off some 7.62 mm off a roof mounted gympy on my r730 SCANIA V8! but that’s me, I don’t care!
if I was bothered about a driver having a woosh ( which I would never be,because that driver would probably be me anyway),but,instead of being a camera wielding borderline gaywatch peeping tom,then id be tippytoeing up behind him,and in my best girlie goods in lady voice saying, that’s you tipped now drive,heres your paperwork,whilst simoultaniously clapping him on the back,and watching him ■■■■ his pants when hes trying to shove his todjer back into his kegs in mid flow…or wouldn’t that be playing fair??
dieseldog999:
instead of being a camera wielding borderline gaywatch peeping tom…
Someone else said " I’ve always parked inbetween the lines ? Not sure what you mean by on the line? And i have no problem having a wee down the side of the trailer either
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well if everyone parked close to the right hand side line everyone’s got the same room getting in and out but you’ll always have them that park up on the left hand side line
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…or everyone could just park equally between the lines rather than on a line thus leaving the same amount of space as your crackpot idea does.
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I agree with Nick, that’s how I’ve been taught and a lot of places that is a yard rule to park hard against the o/s line. It brings a level of conformity to chaos, it also cuts down on damage as every bay is the same diameter.
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So…
(1) Approach farthing corner eb sliproad at 100mph
(2) Fail to notice the left bear-off towards the truck yard, and the high stone kerb in front of it
(3) Hit kerb at top speed
(4) Flip over top in flight, fragmenting everywhere as you go
(5) Land with car in bits spread all out over the (fortunately) empty truck park lanes
(6) Prise yourself out of car & Leg it.
Leave baffled police and fire crews wondering why there isn’t a mangled corpse in the wreckage they’ve found all over the truck park.
Just another day in “happy valley” Medway.
Contraflow:
dieseldog999:
instead of being a camera wielding borderline gaywatch peeping tom…
Well I hope he comes to the kiddies playground you all seem to use and ■■■■■■ where you’re playing - you deserve each other!
DD999 - homophobic statements make you worse than him!
Just my opinion.
fredthered:
Contraflow:
dieseldog999:
instead of being a camera wielding borderline gaywatch peeping tom…
Well I hope he comes to the kiddies playground you all seem to use and ■■■■■■ where you’re playing - you deserve each other!
DD999 - homophobic statements make you worse than him!
Just my opinion.
for what reason pray tell??
fredthered:
Contraflow:
dieseldog999:
instead of being a camera wielding borderline gaywatch peeping tom…
Well I hope he comes to the kiddies playground you all seem to use and ■■■■■■ where you’re playing - you deserve each other!
DD999 - homophobic statements make you worse than him!
Just my opinion.
That don’t happen to kiddies playgrounds around these parts…
This does instead.
Winseer:
(6) Prise yourself out of car & Leg it.Leave baffled police and fire crews wondering why there isn’t a mangled corpse in the wreckage they’ve found all over the truck park.
Just another day in “happy valley” Medway.
Drink driver is my guess.
merc0447:
I agree with Nick, that’s how I’ve been taught and a lot of places that is a yard rule to park hard against the o/s line. It brings a level of conformity to chaos, it also cuts down on damage as every bay is the same diameter.
Circular bays, that’s a novelty.
dieseldog999:
if I was bothered about a driver having a woosh ( which I would never be,because that driver would probably be me anyway),but,instead of being a camera wielding borderline gaywatch peeping tom,then id be tippytoeing up behind him,and in my best girlie goods in lady voice saying, that’s you tipped now drive,heres your paperwork,whilst simoultaniously clapping him on the back,and watching him ■■■■ his pants when hes trying to shove his todjer back into his kegs in mid flow…or wouldn’t that be playing fair??
got to admit,that would be quite funny
The wider public’s perception of truck drivers is a negative one. Not hard to see why. Do you see business men ■■■■■■■ behind their cars, or coach drivers doing the same? No, and the reason why is because it is a service area with toilets, and they are not too bone idle to walk to them.
Between the condoning of this and what I seen last night on that Motorway programme with those artics swerving around the road workers trying to close a lane and the poor buggers picking up the gallons of tizer on the hard shoulder makes me ashamed to say some of you guys are my colleagues.
I know its no excuse but on most service areas,the car/coach park is a ■■■■ sight nearer to the toilets than where the lorry park is.
Also,coaches have toilets onboard.