Random as Paul Daniels hair piece in the tumble dryer after his home was flooded by the Thames.
How did he pull Debbie.?Large bank account?
Will,did i ever tell you the story about a Cocker Spaniel that i had to leave with the freight check in staff.
To cut a long story short,i assumed i was not shipping out abroad and took the woofer with me while in the UK.
The dog had to picked up after i got on the ferry.The girls at check in wanted to keep the dog.
toby1234abc:
I am The Stig from Top Gear.Thanks for the compliments.
My other part time job is The Banker on Deal or No Deal which is filmed 6 months before it is broadcasted.
Two year waiting list to be a contestant.
Four months delay before screening .
Four year eating list.
Sad,I know. 
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