More interment on here than Sky tv 
was trying to get 3 runs to the quarry in before they closed at 1330 yesterday so i get the lorry out early, get half a mile from home go round a roundabout give it a bit of welly off the roundabout and it cuts out… look at fuel gauge… dead empty. im sure i left more than that in it thins i, walks a mile up hill to get diesel, pour it in tank, bleed it… and theres a torrent of diesel coming from under the engine,cab up that doesn’t look right, slide underneath, low pressure fuel pipe has come out, those little plastic clips had broken… couple of cable ties later, fires right up. its. ow 11am, got 1 load in. bugger.
what annoyed me most was the 1/4 tank of diesel it dumped on the roundabout and the sheepish call to highways i had to make to get them to clear it up…
Things that wind you up, I asked Mrs Toby for a new Ferrari for Christmas, guess what the daft mare has done, only got me a Porsche 911 and a Range Rover sports edition with a cinema in the back seats.
She reckoned it was cheaper to do that, so if anyone wants two new cars at a discount let me know.
Not that I am ungrateful or anything.
People visiting somebody in the next street who think it’s ok to park across your driveway to your house. Then when you eventually find them they say I am sorry I didn’t realise! Then you’re Mrs says leave it , it’s Xmas. When you really want to say , please don’t tell me your f#####g that ugly ■■■■■ and breeding more useless c###s like you, but you keep the peace and wish them merry Xmas.
Getting hassled for money in the pub yesterday by someone collecting for a local doss house. Some of the pub customers slated said charity yet when approached they grudgingly delved into their pockets. I stuck to my guns and refused and was told “I hope you’re warm and fed tomorrow”. Too right, I’ve worked all year to pay for a good feed and ■■■■ up and not wasted it on Tesco Value lager and heroin like the doss house users have.
When i have to pick up a Trailer which was left with a Fault.
Employed drivers…
Not a lot winds me up these days, if a driver wants to act different to me, thats fine.
If a driver wants to speed, thats fine too, but dont try and force me to speed .
Im a trucker, but was a lorry driver before that. If a driver has a P ` on his vehicle, thats a good sign for ME to take caution.
Bad planners annoy me…years ago we didnt have Planners we got the notes or addresses and off we went.
Companies who keep phoning to ask How ya doing yet have trackers fitted…I swear and tell them to look at the computer screen.we never had trackers or mobile phones. I ignore all phone calls whilst driving.
Most annoying are the taxi drivers, and car drivers picking up their mates, have to blast the horn to get attention…rather than knocking on the door.
One of Mrs Beavers hairs wrapped around my helmet.
How the hell does that happen? When I pull it out, it’s like the bloody ripcord off my old Evel Knievel stunt racer.
tommie1shunt:
Employed drivers…
Agency drivers, pretending they have a good gig… 
martinviking:
syramax:
martinviking:
BMW & AUDI Indicators !I know they don’t exist, but they still Wind me Up.
I drive a audi and I can confirm they DO !! exist ,but theyre faulty . they come on then they go off and then they come on again then they …etc
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Yea. On the Left Side which lets you know hes turning right
F-reds:
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Employed drivers…Agency drivers, pretending they have a good gig…
He has, he’s convinced having January and February off (unpaid) is the reward for doing all that “blue chip” work in November and December, handballing food and paying his agency to pay his wages. 
Car (usually Chelsea tractor) drivers that sit in the lane to the left of you, then, with no indication, throw it into a gap in front of you that isn’t there, and hit their brakes.
wheelyb:
Cars joining motorway Coming along side, expecting you to pull out when you can’t, then put foot down when on the motorway. Just put foot down and get in front before!!! Mongs!Lorry’s joining the motorway who are behind you, then speed up on the slip road and end up running along side you, expecting you to smash the vehicle out of the second lane.
sweepster:
wheelyb:
Cars joining motorway Coming along side, expecting you to pull out when you can’t, then put foot down when on the motorway. Just put foot down and get in front before!!! Mongs!Lorry’s joining the motorway who are behind you, then speed up on the slip road and end up running along side you, expecting you to smash the vehicle out of the second lane.
But surely we ought to be making way for these Spaniards. With their Jason King shades on. They have oranges to deliver you know!!!
Perhaps the lingo has changed since I did my A level, don’t remember Frigorifico translating in Frig over ico
Food shops and WH Smiths outlets on Msa,s with surly and rude staff, with their rip off price hikes, they throw the change in your hand while chattering to their mate.
Their head turned to one side as you are ignored.