martinviking:
BMW & AUDI Indicators !I know they don’t exist, but they still Wind me Up.
I drive a audi and I can confirm they DO !! exist ,but theyre faulty . they come on then they go off and then they come on again then they …etc 
syramax:
martinviking:
BMW & AUDI Indicators !I know they don’t exist, but they still Wind me Up.
I drive a audi and I can confirm they DO !! exist ,but theyre faulty . they come on then they go off and then they come on again then they …etc
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I have mine programmed so when you indicate left the right one comes on and vice versa, never knew so many drivers know me with the flashing of headlights and blasting of horns, it’s nice to have many friends 
Dipper_Dave:
Similar to squeezing that last bit of toothpaste out of the tube, trying to squeeze that last blob of
[Unable to finish post due to forum rules, but it also winds up the wife]
Squeeze all you like. You’re never going to get that last bit that dribbles out 5 minutes later 
toby1234abc:
Rubbish fried food at Msa`s for drivers that pay to park overnight with a meal voucher, the girl behind the counter says " For your ten pound voucher, you can have fish fingers with chips or sausages and chips or fried chicken strips with chips ".
Do i look like i am a five year boy, i have worked a long day and expect something better than kids food for adults.
Msa loos that stink of a badgers armpit, and you need to wear a clothes peg on your nose to use their filthy loos that are never cleaned.
Lorry drivers that start their engine and give you that hurry up stare, and you are not ready to leave a delivery or reload place, they can see you are not ready to go yet, but being impatient and rude, in their way, they think you will hurry up and go.
Car and van drivers that toot their horn for a minor mistake, or for no reason just to annoy you.
Delivery and reload depots that as if by magic can tip you in ten minutes, just because it is going home time, but if you show up in normal hours, they will make you wait for hours and take numerous ■■■ and coffee breaks.
Ridiculous health and safety rules and regulations that are different to each place you go to, by the time you have signed the forms to accept their terms and conditions and read their rule book, you could have took a tacho break.
Scruffy and dirty looking drivers that are allergic to water or a shower and a bath, they wear worn out boots with laces missing, a dirty hi viz, and soiled clothing that lets us all down in the public perception of a driver.
Tv and magazine adverts that are selling walk in baths for elderly people, the model in the adverts is always a good looking blonde lady in her late fifties who was a model in her younger days.
P plates on cars for people that like tell the world they have passed their car driving test, so what, do you want a medal.
Old and dirty trailers that are rust buckets and falling to pieces, with a new and smart looking tractor unit attached to it, half the buckles will be missing and flapping in the wind on the trailer that should be in Steptoes junk yard.
Buses that pull in to bus stop with their ■■■ end sticking out at an angle blocking the road.
Coach drivers that never wear seat belts or wear a waistcoat driving a coach, why is that ?
Wow take a chill pill brother,deep breathes and smell the fresh air
Wardaddy:
Latique:
syramax:
now that the dark nights are here , the clowns that park facing oncoming traffic and leave their headlamps on dazzling everyonetaxis outside pubs are the worst for this
Dawdling taxis travelling well under the speed limit, blatantly bumping up the meter.
Yes, the TOSSERS 
People in general i agree with
- VOSA/DVSA WHATEVER
- Police officers with an unmarked unit, with a video recorder, so that the 2 rozzers can have a mas***bation session over HGV drivers.
- PC angus nairn
- Bus drivers
- People that think its OK to climb into the back of peoples trailers COUGH Calais COUGH
- Planners that think/want to do your job. I will tell them “Ok then, let me get back to the yard and i’ll give you the keys… then i’ll go home”
- Our new sponsor’s Didcot yard…
- Traffic Wardens/Jobs Worth Wardens.
- Dirty/smelly cabs
- The A40…
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Hgv drivers that try to jump the que for weigh bridges!
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Hgv drivers that won’t move over in managed motorways!
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Hgv drivers and car drivers who don’t indicate!
4 Hgv drivers that pull out when the faster truck that has been in the middle lane for the last 10 mins passing all the slow ones then they pull out just as you reach there last axle!
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Msa just cos they stink of pee and overpriced!
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Smelly drivers who can’t clean a cab after them.
Apart from that I like my job!
- Roundabouts
- People obstructing access to loading bays
- Architects that still design blindside reverses or tight loading bays
Public Transport.
More specifically, the Public on the Transport.
Im at Yard checking Vehicles going out and in.
Last Week was Wheelnuts. Shall be re-tightened now on all Vehicle
Yesterday was Dog-Clip Night and Tonight is Load security checks. Its Wet and Cold and absolute no Fun,but you can see some Result.
Shall be done in every Company.Then you wouldnt have to do in Time you could be already at Home.
Its just that the one safes the Work so he has a easier Life and the other has double Work.
Unsocial Behaviour is that called 
Those signs on the M6. The ones advising you of 8 miles of major roadworks J10A-J13, with an “alternative route” via the M6 Toll which avoids oohh - at least 800 yards of said roadworks.
wing-nut:
Trucknet drivers who call themselves professional and spell with two f’s
I have no truck for those who can’t drive properly, and I couldn’t give two 'fs what anyone thinks of that opinion. 
Badly parked site vehicles. Why is it so much hassle for a tradesman to move his stupidly parked van, yet a scaffolder clambers down in no time at all and moves his wagon, often everytime a delivery arrives, without issue?
Banksmen who stand nowhere near where they want you, direct you to where they’re standing then tell you they “want it over there.” Why not say so to begin with?
People who tell you “turn left/right a bit more” when you’re already on full lock.
When a customer is “desperate” for a load, yet when you arrive they’re not prepared for its’ delivery.
Evil8Beezle:
Cars that drive along at below 50, and then decide to drive at 55 the moment you attempt to overtake them…
+1. Just why■■? Really boils my urine!!!
Cars that park bang in the middle of a layby so lorries can’t get in.
Lorry Drivers who under cut you then flick the right hand indicator on expecting you to either slow or move over for them.
Like the one who got over excited on the Dartford crossing Monday 
NOT NAMING OR SHAMING!!!
Evil8Beezle:
Cars that drive along at below 50, and then decide to drive at 55 the moment you attempt to overtake them…
All day today this was!!!
European motorists do not have car or lorry road fund license, if you want to use the motorway, you pay for it.
Every twenty kilometres they have aire de repos or rest areas with clean loos, picnic tables and dog walking areas, the rest stops are in a scenic area, away from road noise, near a forest.
The UK dropped plans for motorway rest stops, which causes driver fatigue as some Msa,s are too far apart.
Commercial drivers get a 20 percent discount on meals in European services.
You can have a jug of wine or beer with your meal.
McDonalds serve beer.
The one thing that presses my buttons and makes horns grow out of my head are ■■■■ heads in trucks that pull in on me after they have ‘‘almost’’ overtook me, …I hate those basts with a passion. and want to commit them to a horrible death.