I had always thought that LovelyPerson was one of Coffeeholic.s alter-egos, on a wind-up. 
. We are now told that his name is Fred Kanga. That makes me suspect, (especially after those kind words ),that he could be either RobK,s brother-(FredK):or an alter-ego that he uses so as to confuse us all. 
Whatever. If L/P is in fact an Austrian domiciled in this country, then it has to be said, in all fairness. that his posts are a bloody sight more understandable to us native English speakers, than would one posted in German, on Trucknet Osterreich giving Gebruder Weiss a Stobart style slagging. Certainly by me 
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Has Toby been Fraped?
More tea vicar.