CDs in the windscreen wtf.
Them LEDs on the back wall with scania Volvo etc.
Chrome lady’s
Them rows of all the different euro flags you know any lorry with them has never seen Dover let alone france.
Anything frilly or velvet. Flags so naff. Pelmet. 
as mentioned above, spanish arrows wtf. 
Stanley Mitchell:
gnasty gnome:
Those miniature footie scarves that say “driver” on them. Hardly likely to say [zb] “chartered accountant” are they?+1 on Spanish arrows. WTF is that all about anyway?
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what about those coffee making things, I worked with a guy who had one, and did`nt even like the stuff, WTF :oops:
Michelin Man, the paupers version “Brummy Man”, and chrome mirror guards that restrict your vision even more.
You coud just say the entire CDC catellogue…
Football shirts used as seat covers on the passenger seat! WTF is that about!
Muckaway:
Michelin Man, the paupers version “Brummy Man”, and chrome mirror guards that restrict your vision even more.
You coud just say the entire CDC catalogue…
Just seen a bulk tipper with bullhorns on the dashboard quite possibly the most stupid waste of money I’ll see on a lorry today…
What are those things people keep putting on the back of their units, stupid bloody things… oh yea I remember Trailers
Frilly curtains in day cabs…
So basically you bunch off sad gits prefer plain white cabs. Have you never heard of live and let live ■■
Its up to the individual driver what he puts on his lorry ffs. If its not hurting you and not cost YOU any money
keep ya ■■■■■■ nose out 
olz69:
So basically you bunch off sad gits prefer plain white cabs. Have you never heard of live and let live ■■Its up to the individual driver what he puts on his lorry ffs. If its not hurting you and not cost YOU any money
keep ya [zb] nose out
Dont take it personel like, but, it is a bit daft having a coffee maker on your dash, when you dont drink the stuff 
olz69:
So basically you bunch off sad gits prefer plain white cabs. Have you never heard of live and let live ■■Its up to the individual driver what he puts on his lorry ffs. If its not hurting you and not cost YOU any money
keep ya [zb] nose out
if it’s blocking the view, it’s get ripped out without any hesitation.
If it’s back on the nect time again, it will be treated that way, that it’s impossible to put up again.
Phantom Mark:
10000000 neon or led lights in various colours liberally spread around the unit, just to confuse your eyeballs at night.
usually seen on every other container wagon leaving Felixstowe
caledoniandream:
olz69:
So basically you bunch off sad gits prefer plain white cabs. Have you never heard of live and let live ■■Its up to the individual driver what he puts on his lorry ffs. If its not hurting you and not cost YOU any money
keep ya [zb] nose outif it’s blocking the view, it’s get ripped out without any hesitation.
If it’s back on the nect time again, it will be treated that way, that it’s impossible to put up again.
Why would you want to damage someone else’s property ?
So are you an agency driver or use a different lorry every day ?
olz69:
So basically you bunch off sad gits prefer plain white cabs. Have you never heard of live and let live ■■Its up to the individual driver what he puts on his lorry ffs. If its not hurting you and not cost YOU any money
keep ya [zb] nose out
Live and let live is fine by me…
If I want to laugh at a driver who can’t walk past a truckstop shop and feels the need to customise his workplace with worthless tat I can and will.
I’ve noticed at our firm though that these kind of drivers who ‘buy’ into ‘trucking’ as a lifestyle but dare not buy anything really expensive (because their wives would kill them!) always seem to be the ones who start sentences with
“Then I turned round and said…” or
“I’m not going there on an effin Friday…”
Until they eventually get bored and jack.
If you feel the need to defend such stalwarts of our industry fill your boots fella…
W
olz69:
So basically you bunch off sad gits prefer plain white cabs. Have you never heard of live and let live ■■Its up to the individual driver what he puts on his lorry ffs. If its not hurting you and not cost YOU any money
keep ya [zb] nose out
looks like olz has filled his cab with most of whats mentioned. 
what about a great big yellow lego head for blocking your version 
i cant be bothered with wheel trims they naff even worse are those that are trying to look alloys.
jessicas dad:
olz69:
So basically you bunch off sad gits prefer plain white cabs. Have you never heard of live and let live ■■Its up to the individual driver what he puts on his lorry ffs. If its not hurting you and not cost YOU any money
keep ya [zb] nose outlooks like olz has filled his cab with most of whats mentioned.
Im afraid ya wrong their naked rambler 
the only thing i have is a little scarf about 8inches long
in the middle of my screen along the bottom with my country of origin and a camera.
Just ■■■■■■ me off on this forum how some people are so quick to run others down when its sod all
to do with them… like i say…live and let live.
Nobody’s running anyone down: The thread is about the tackiest truck accessories…If you want to put bullfighter arrows in that’s fine but the general conseus here is they’re tacky.
olz69:
caledoniandream:
olz69:
So basically you bunch off sad gits prefer plain white cabs. Have you never heard of live and let live ■■Its up to the individual driver what he puts on his lorry ffs. If its not hurting you and not cost YOU any money
keep ya [zb] nose outif it’s blocking the view, it’s get ripped out without any hesitation.
If it’s back on the nect time again, it will be treated that way, that it’s impossible to put up again.Why would you want to damage someone else’s property ?
So are you an agency driver or use a different lorry every day ?
I’m a TM 
Stanley Mitchell:
Hombre:
mike68:
I win, roadking.co.uk/truck-curtain … elvet.html . Into the tunnel of love, yeah baby.Not forgetting one of these. roadking.co.uk/steering-knobs.html.
The greatest truck accessory of all time was the green windscreen tint with the word LESMAHAGOW in white letters, which any self respecting tramper of the early 90’s would affix to the top of his screen to let everyone know he had “done a scotch” very popular with the drivers of the world famous Cardiff Transport.
Cardiff Transport, now theres a name from the past - part of the infamous Jeff Leightons empire.
Was it true, that they were the M.A.N. test fleet ?..them 361s did`nt hang around
Can’t confirm that, they did have a lot of 361,s and M.A.N probably did monitor their fleet.
Although I doubt if fuel consumption was of any concern, I never saw one being overtaken, loaded or empty.