With reference to people with speak bollox, where’s the Beaver at Paul? 
It’s a little quiet and sensible around here without him…
On the twelve days of Christmas - My planner set for meeee:-
Twelve Hours of Docket,
Eleven Hours on Duty,
Ten Hours on Nighting,
Nine Hours of Wages,
Eight Maid-stone Prang-ups,
Seven Stobarts Swan-in,
Six Geeks a Playing,
F I V E Gol-den Bottles!
Four Rolled up rugs,
Three Lay-Bys
Two docks a-broke,
…And a Half-Inched Show-er tap Free!