Colin Farrell
Fatima Whitbred
William Hague
Hatti Jaques (OOOH MATRON!)
Jack Ryder
Rio Ferdinand (vastly overpaid, over rated footballer)
Freddie Ljungberg (another over rated and over paid footballer)
Liam Gallagher
Gary Oldman
Oliver Hardy
Henry Winterman (Cigars)
Willi Betz
Bob Marley
Mrs Marple
Michael Palin
Pauline Murray
Margaret (snatcer) Thatcher aarrrrgh
Tina Turner
Tommy Cooper
Chris Tarrant