Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
What a way to go eh’, I guess she’d be a bit too fast for me, wonder could
I have a dummy run to see if I was up to it.
thanks harry, long retired.Do you more good than all the malt Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Well why not have both, He is well seasoned to each one, Arent you Harry, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
What a way to go eh’, I guess she’d be a bit too fast for me, wonder could
I have a dummy run to see if I was up to it.
thanks harry, long retired.Do you more good than all the malt Harry.
Cheers Dave.Well why not have both, He is well seasoned to each one, Arent you Harry, Regards Larry.
Where is the popular HARRY To-night, You don’t think that Holly has gave him a call when his good lady was at the bingo, & Good old Harry is shouting house Eh, Come on Harry spill the beans my man, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
What a way to go eh’, I guess she’d be a bit too fast for me, wonder could
I have a dummy run to see if I was up to it.
thanks harry, long retired.Do you more good than all the malt Harry.
Cheers Dave.Well why not have both, He is well seasoned to each one, Arent you Harry, Regards Larry.
Where is the popular HARRY To-night, You don’t think that Holly has gave him a call when his good lady was at the bingo, & Good old Harry is shouting house Eh, Come on Harry spill the beans my man, Regards Larry.
Come on Harry Im sure you will have your breath back by now & ready for a very large malt, Im having a few myself to-night as usual, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
What a way to go eh’, I guess she’d be a bit too fast for me, wonder could
I have a dummy run to see if I was up to it.
thanks harry, long retired.Do you more good than all the malt Harry.
Cheers Dave.Well why not have both, He is well seasoned to each one, Arent you Harry, Regards Larry.
Where is the popular HARRY To-night, You don’t think that Holly has gave him a call when his good lady was at the bingo, & Good old Harry is shouting house Eh, Come on Harry spill the beans my man, Regards Larry.
Come on Harry Im sure you will have your breath back by now & ready for a very large malt, Im having a few myself to-night as usual, Regards Larry.
I think he’s got Holly under the mistletoe Larry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
What a way to go eh’, I guess she’d be a bit too fast for me, wonder could
I have a dummy run to see if I was up to it.
thanks harry, long retired.Do you more good than all the malt Harry.
Cheers Dave.Well why not have both, He is well seasoned to each one, Arent you Harry, Regards Larry.
Where is the popular HARRY To-night, You don’t think that Holly has gave him a call when his good lady was at the bingo, & Good old Harry is shouting house Eh, Come on Harry spill the beans my man, Regards Larry.
Come on Harry Im sure you will have your breath back by now & ready for a very large malt, Im having a few myself to-night as usual, Regards Larry.
I think he’s got Holly under the mistletoe Larry.
Dave.
Under the bloody sheets more like, Anyway he is used to sheets as we all know, Lucky Harry, Regards Larry
I forgot to mention when Old Harry was used to sheets he had a trailer boy who was frightened of his Knoted rope activities & gave him a hand, But alas Harry don’t need a hand any more, He can get himself going by just thinking about the good old days Eh, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
I forgot to mention when Old Harry was used to sheets he had a trailer boy who was frightened of his Knoted rope activities & gave him a hand, But alas Harry don’t need a hand any more, He can get himself going by just thinking about the good old days Eh, Regards Larry.
Ah um yes,he probably can. 
Cheers Dave.
The Holly and the Ivy, hmm if that’s Holly, I will have her, you can have Ivy.
hiya,
Norm I’m a bit under the weather at the moment but in good enough condition
to keep you away from Holly, but there is an Ivy lives near me and she’s a little
cracker, but her hubby’s a rough looking sod, and we do talk when on the school
run, now if only I was a million years younger I might risk a black eye.
thanks harry, long retired.
Go on Harry, give Ivy a god coat of looking at, if her husband catches you, your other problems will seem insignificant. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Go on Harry, give Ivy a god coat of looking at, if her husband catches you, your other problems will seem insignificant.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Oh’ yes she does get a good coat of looking at when I’m doing the school
run, she quite a looker and I think she thinks she’s safe with me, wonder
would the missus notice if I started wearing good clothes and smellies
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Go on Harry, give Ivy a god coat of looking at, if her husband catches you, your other problems will seem insignificant.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Oh’ yes she does get a good coat of looking at when I’m doing the school
run, she quite a looker and I think she thinks she’s safe with me, wonder
would the missus notice if I started wearing good clothes and smellies
thanks harry, long retired.
I think she might notice if you came back with some of Ivy’s perfume on you Harry. 
Cheers Dave.
Harry, 
another excuse Darling I have been in the stores using the testers to see what perfume is good enough for you my darling! for your birthday & christmas, I think I have found one, angel’s dew. 
Norman Ingram:
Harry,
Norm, you should be a counsellor for lorry drivers who have to do damage limitation.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Harry,
hiya,
That’s a definite no no Norm I don’t have a sense of smell, and she knows this
so me sniffing around the perfume counter in Boots is a non starter, so she
would still think I’d been playing away if she got a whiff of anything other
than her own brand “Lulu” I would be en-route to join the Thailand lady boys
and part of the necessary surgery would have been completed and without
her using anaesthetic using only the bread knife.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry, If I may say so sniffing can mean lots of things, Now take you & I for example, We must have sniffed hear there & every bloody where, But now that we are getting old but still enjoying a sniff or two, Just keep up the good work & sniff & savour our fave Malts, Ive just had a few , Glen Morays, 10 Year Old Single Malt only 40 Volt mind you , But very nice to say the least, Hope you are feeling better , Regards Larry.
Dave. I reckon our lad is feeling too rough, just as I am feeling better. Went into the garden and tidy up cut the grass, 4th time I said. It would be the last time.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Harry,Norm, you should be a counsellor for lorry drivers who have to do damage limitation.
Cheers Dave.
DARLING■■? steady on now, that’s a bit strong isn’t it?..
grumpy old man:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Harry,Norm, you should be a counsellor for lorry drivers who have to do damage limitation.
Cheers Dave.DARLING■■?
hiya,
If I referred to my missus as “darling” she would immediately batter me
round the lughole and accuse me of thinking of some other woman.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Harry,Norm, you should be a counsellor for lorry drivers who have to do damage limitation.
Cheers Dave.DARLING■■?
hiya,
If I referred to my missus as “darling” she would immediately batter me
round the lughole and accuse me of thinking of some other woman.
thanks harry, long retired.
They should really come under the dangerous goods act 
Cheers Dave.