The Harry Gill Fan Club!

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS OLD TIME LORRIES, COMPANIES AND DRIVERS (INTERACT
1361

Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry if you are going to be stuck by Lightning Make sure you have a very, very Large Glen in you hand,If you are going to gomake sure you go with a Large Bang Eh, Ha Ha, But not yet, We have a lot of gatherings to attend before that happens & lots of Malts to sample wouldn’t you agree, Regards Larry.

hiya,
Larry you can rely on me Good Buddy no way will I let you down, if I’m going to be
struck by lightning it will be large one to hand plus a skinfull imbibed well in advance
just imagine croaking with a nice selection still on the drinks trolley, perish the thought.
thanks harry, long retired.

1362

Just think harry, your wife might call you a drunken stiff! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

1363

Now the Norm, don’t get jealous of Harry. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

1364

Norman Ingram:
Just think harry, your wife might call you a drunken stiff! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
She would need to grossly moderate her language to be that nice Norm, I do get a lot worse
than that but after over 40 years it’s like water off a ducks back and quite painless.
thanks harry, long retired.

1365

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Just think harry, your wife might call you a drunken stiff! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
She would need to grossly moderate her language to be that nice Norm, I do get a lot worse
than that but after over 40 years it’s like water off a ducks back and quite painless.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think most males have to develop a immunity to the female tongue Harry.
Cheers Dave.

1366

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Just think harry, your wife might call you a drunken stiff! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
She would need to grossly moderate her language to be that nice Norm, I do get a lot worse
than that but after over 40 years it’s like water off a ducks back and quite painless.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think most males have to develop a immunity to the female tongue Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’m even immune to nagging.
thanks harry, long retired.

1367

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Just think harry, your wife might call you a drunken stiff! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
She would need to grossly moderate her language to be that nice Norm, I do get a lot worse
than that but after over 40 years it’s like water off a ducks back and quite painless.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think most males have to develop a immunity to the female tongue Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’m even immune to nagging.
thanks harry, long retired.

I think you are well qualified to lecture young males on the dangers of wives and girlfriends Harry. I was lucky, my Grandad warned me of the pitfalls.
Cheers Dave.

1368

hiya,
There you go Dave, your Gramps should have been my mentor as well.
I might still have been a free man like you.
thanks harry, long retired.

1369

harry_gill:
hiya,
There you go Dave, your Gramps should have been my mentor as well.
I might still have been a free man like you.
thanks harry, long retired.

I wouldn’t call myself free Harry, got a dog, two vans and a female to keep an eye on. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

1370

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
There you go Dave, your Gramps should have been my mentor as well.
I might still have been a free man like you.
thanks harry, long retired.

I wouldn’t call myself free Harry, got a dog, two vans and a female to keep an eye on. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
There’s a big “Ah but” here, you haven’t got scores of kids/grandkids clambering
all over the bread tin and so keeping me potless, Granda can I have this Granda
can I have that, you’ve given her this and not me, the next pair of trousers I buy
are going to have the pockets sewn up like what Norman wears. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

1371

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
There you go Dave, your Gramps should have been my mentor as well.
I might still have been a free man like you.
thanks harry, long retired.

I wouldn’t call myself free Harry, got a dog, two vans and a female to keep an eye on. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
There’s a big “Ah but” here, you haven’t got scores of kids/grandkids clambering
all over the bread tin and so keeping me potless, Granda can I have this Granda
can I have that, you’ve given her this and not me, the next pair of trousers I buy
are going to have the pockets sewn up like what Norman wears. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

No very true on that score, but have Nephews and Nieces and their offspring that I have given to over the years. Have dropped the birthday money altogether from last December, as I hit the OAP category, it seemed a good time to say can’t afford it anymore.
Cheers Dave.

1372

Harry & Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I think you two are tight fisted , you should get parts in Christmas Carol as Scrooge & Marley bah humbug! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I know you will say that you are generous, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you buy your selves every thing you want. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Harry & Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I think you two are tight fisted , you should get parts in Christmas Carol as Scrooge & Marley bah humbug! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I know you will say that you are generous, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you buy your selves every thing you want. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I don’t buy anything for my self Norm. I have red cross food parcels dropped once a week, have all my clothes from war on want, and go around to the benefits agency and sign for money with their pen.
Cheers Dave.

1374

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry & Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I think you two are tight fisted , you should get parts in Christmas Carol as Scrooge & Marley bah humbug! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I know you will say that you are generous, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you buy your selves every thing you want. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I don’t buy anything for my self Norm. I have red cross food parcels dropped once a week, have all my clothes from war on want, and go around to the benefits agency and sign for money with their pen.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Thanks Dave I can glean some very useful tips from that list, it gives me great pleasure
to consort with like minded friends and obtain ideas to feather my very sparse nest, am
able to use my bus pass to get to the benefits office so saving a few bob there.
thanks harry, long retired

1375

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry & Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I think you two are tight fisted , you should get parts in Christmas Carol as Scrooge & Marley bah humbug! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I know you will say that you are generous, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you buy your selves every thing you want. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I don’t buy anything for my self Norm. I have red cross food parcels dropped once a week, have all my clothes from war on want, and go around to the benefits agency and sign for money with their pen.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Thanks Dave I can glean some very useful tips from that list, it gives me great pleasure
to consort with like minded friends and obtain ideas to feather my very sparse nest, am
able to use my bus pass to get to the benefits office so saving a few bob there.
thanks harry, long retired

Yes Harry, just waiting for some junk mail with a free pen, so that I can write some more begging letters. By the way, do you know Norms address ?
Cheers Dave.

1376

Next you will tell me Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: that you only go into Ladbrokes to get warm, and save on heating bills, because it’s cheaper to have a bet, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: than use gas & electricity. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Dave send them I need a good laugh, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: address to Norman good looking lad and my town, it will come to me! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

1377

Norman Ingram:
Next you will tell me Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: that you only go into Ladbrokes to get warm, and save on heating bills, because it’s cheaper to have a bet, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: than use gas & electricity. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Dave send them I need a good laugh, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: address to Norman good looking lad and my town, it will come to me! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I will send them to Ladbrokes branch in your town Norm, addressed to their biggest winner. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

1378

Norman Ingram:
Next you will tell me Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: that you only go into Ladbrokes to get warm, and save on heating bills, because it’s cheaper to have a bet, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: than use gas & electricity. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Dave send them I need a good laugh, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: address to Norman good looking lad and my town, it will come to me! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
And here’s me thinking the young lady in Ladbrokes was a friend.
it seems she can’t keep a secret, It’s Corals from now on. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

1379

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Next you will tell me Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: that you only go into Ladbrokes to get warm, and save on heating bills, because it’s cheaper to have a bet, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: than use gas & electricity. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Dave send them I need a good laugh, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: address to Norman good looking lad and my town, it will come to me! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
And here’s me thinking the young lady in Ladbrokes was a friend.
it seems she can’t keep a secret, It’s Corals from now on. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Go for it Harry, clean Corals out, stop these middle England folk winning everything. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

1380

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Next you will tell me Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: that you only go into Ladbrokes to get warm, and save on heating bills, because it’s cheaper to have a bet, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: than use gas & electricity. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Dave send them I need a good laugh, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: address to Norman good looking lad and my town, it will come to me! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
And here’s me thinking the young lady in Ladbrokes was a friend.
it seems she can’t keep a secret, It’s Corals from now on. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

Go for it Harry, clean Corals out, stop these middle England folk winning everything. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I only invest at the bookies It’s very rare I’m in a position to get any of my
investments back, I truly think my stakes are shipped to Northampton to
pay Norman his winnings, but one day my 20 pence lucky 15 will come up
and with 4 good priced winners have a nice pick-up had a 5/2 a 4/1 and
I had two good priced horses ran second no good to me I place bets to win
but at least I have £5.20 to come back out of my £3.00 stake that’s nearly
enough for a pint.
thanks harry, long retired.