Harry are you going to Bents Park tomorrow ? , Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry are you going to Bents Park tomorrow ? , Regards Larry.
hiya,
Larry I’ll only be going as far as Chester le Street Civic Centre that’s
my limit these days but I see quite a bit of the stuff at that place
and not too far from home.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
You are far to generous to your wife Brian, she will take advantage of your good nature and want an ice cream now the weather is improving.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave our Brian needs chastising spoiling the women with all these luxuries
I can live with allowing them the odd half of beer but three and a G&T is
a bit much, and definitely no ice cream, they never warrant ice cream.
thanks harry, long retired.
Listen to me…you need to be a bit crafty when handling wimmin, on the rare occasions that you go out as a team, just give em a bit of slack, (JUST A BIT 
), it makes em feel good AND THEN, back home and normal service is resumed…regular verbal riots etc.
They are a strange breed them wimmin, it takes many years training to get them just right. And it takes skill to just keep them on the edge
But I’m not buying ice cream whatever the owd bugga says. Harry mentions half of beer, not this owd gimmer, she sups pints with the big misters, (and she can keep up with the big misters, she can match em pint for pint).
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
You are far to generous to your wife Brian, she will take advantage of your good nature and want an ice cream now the weather is improving.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave our Brian needs chastising spoiling the women with all these luxuries
I can live with allowing them the odd half of beer but three and a G&T is
a bit much, and definitely no ice cream, they never warrant ice cream.
thanks harry, long retired.Listen to me…you need to be a bit crafty when handling wimmin, on the rare occasions that you go out as a team, just give em a bit of slack, (JUST A BIT
They are a strange breed them wimmin, it takes many years training to get them just right. And it takes skill to just keep them on the edge
But I’m not buying ice cream whatever the owd bugga says. Harry mentions half of beer, not this owd gimmer, she sups pints with the big misters, (and she can keep up with the big misters, she can match em pint for pint).
hiya,
Be warned G,O,M, If your “Good Lady” reads your last post she’ll be sounding
the last post and arranging a funeral, yours.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
You are far to generous to your wife Brian, she will take advantage of your good nature and want an ice cream now the weather is improving.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave our Brian needs chastising spoiling the women with all these luxuries
I can live with allowing them the odd half of beer but three and a G&T is
a bit much, and definitely no ice cream, they never warrant ice cream.
thanks harry, long retired.Listen to me…you need to be a bit crafty when handling wimmin, on the rare occasions that you go out as a team, just give em a bit of slack, (JUST A BIT
They are a strange breed them wimmin, it takes many years training to get them just right. And it takes skill to just keep them on the edge
But I’m not buying ice cream whatever the owd bugga says. Harry mentions half of beer, not this owd gimmer, she sups pints with the big misters, (and she can keep up with the big misters, she can match em pint for pint).hiya,
Be warned G,O,M, If your “Good Lady” reads your last post she’ll be sounding
the last post and arranging a funeral, yours.
thanks harry, long retired.
Are they like Dogs more inclined to bite you in June ?
Cheers Dave.
Harry, I missed you at Chester today, had a cracking day at Bents Park, but I missed Larry also 
will post a few pics tonight after iv’e been fed and watered. Regards Kev.
I had a change of plans Kev, My good lady is feeling bit better so I brought her with me to Bents Park for a couple of hours, But of course she stayed in the car while I had some good crack with some of my friends, Sorry I missed you, But I will see you in two weeks time, Regards Larry.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Be warned G,O,M, If your “Good Lady” reads your last post she’ll be sounding
the last post and arranging a funeral, yours.
thanks harry, long retired.
If she ever learns how to drive a computer I am a dead man. She 's only small and slight but I would be history.
Things are not too good today, I am reliably informed that it was our wedding anniversary yesterday. 
Well I wish she’d have mentioned it earlier, I would have dusted one of the old cards off . In situations like todays her language is appalling. 
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Be warned G,O,M, If your “Good Lady” reads your last post she’ll be sounding
the last post and arranging a funeral, yours.
thanks harry, long retired.If she ever learns how to drive a computer I am a dead man. She 's only small and slight but I would be history.
Things are not too good today, I am reliably informed that it was our wedding anniversary yesterday.
I would blame the vicar G.O,M, he couldn’t have warned you what you were letting yourself into !
Cheers Dave.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Nasty buggers them vicars they never put you wise.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Nasty buggers them vicars they never put you wise.
thanks harry, long retired.
They are only after the money and grub at these weddings. They should be a law to warn unsuspecting males about the ferocity that these women have.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
The one person we can’t lay any blame at is our fathers they always tried
to warn their sons about the perils of marriage, but did we listen, I know
you took your Dad’s advice Dave but for the majority of us unfortunates
we went ahead and I suppose we deserve all we get, I’m one of the worst
examples I didn’t listen three times.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
The one person we can’t lay any blame at is our fathers they always tried
to warn their sons about the perils of marriage, but did we listen, I know
you took your Dad’s advice Dave but for the majority of us unfortunates
we went ahead and I suppose we deserve all we get, I’m one of the worst
examples I didn’t listen three times.
thanks harry, long retired.
In my case my Grandad Harry, he warned me, as you know women and nasty dogs, they will both wag their tails, but they can bite you as well. I find them very similar to two stroke engines, very temperamental, hard to start and once you get them going you can’t stop them. Can be expensive to run.
Cheers Dave.
Are you trying to get Brian in trouble, 
with your worldly advice Harry! 
Been trying to catch up on my garden,now the wife can get about better. Took out all my bulbs and dug it over, then put on some chicken pellets manure and watered in. then after a few days I put in my plants from the greenhouse, got the front planted now, just got to keep watering during dry spell, the wind dries the ground quickly. 
Norman Ingram:
Are you trying to get Brian in trouble,
If you look back through to posts Norm I think Brian is quite capable of getting himself into trouble, without Harry’s help.
Glad to hear your Wife is making progress.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
The one person we can’t lay any blame at is our fathers they always tried
to warn their sons about the perils of marriage, but did we listen, I know
you took your Dad’s advice Dave but for the majority of us unfortunates
we went ahead and I suppose we deserve all we get, I’m one of the worst
examples I didn’t listen three times.
thanks harry, long retired.In my case my Grandad Harry, he warned me, as you know women and nasty dogs, they will both wag their tails, but they can bite you as well. I find them very similar to two stroke engines, very temperamental, hard to start and once you get them going you can’t stop them. Can be expensive to run.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I’ve often said Dave that I would have liked to have met your Grandad (I lost mine
when I was about eight), just think an hour or two in the pub with your Gramp’s
and my world could have been a totally different place I could have left with my
brain still in working order, I would have bought his drinks for the evening as well
which would have mean’t me spending a lifetime free and untouched, ah’ well.
thanks harry, long retired.
I was a young naive fella when I went into this marriage job. I was conned. I thought her family had lots of money so…marry her and I’m set for life. Oh how wrong I was, they were poor as church mice, but it was too late, the deed was done.
It’s right what my dad said to me…“if it’s got ■■■■ or tyres it’ll cost you money and cause you trouble”. 
hiya,
My first marriage was contrived when anybody could have a shotgun as
did most prospective fathers and brothers in law a case do the business
then marry her or else, not a nice experience standing in front of the
registrar with a cold shotgun barrel resting behind your ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
Likr the young lad said " her father said when you marry my daughter I’ll give you an acre of ground and a cow " he never did get the acre of ground.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Likr the young lad said " her father said when you marry my daughter I’ll give you an acre of ground and a cow " he never did get the acre of ground.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
thanks harry, long retired.