The Harry Gill Fan Club!

[lady_p]

How do I join and who do I send my sub to and is there a calendar available to order

[windrush]

Lady P:
How do I join and who do I send my sub to and is there a calendar available to order

Good point there, I guess that Harry will now require a Fan Club Secretary plus a Merchandising Manager to cope with all the requests arriving in plain brown envelopes at Gill Towers? Regarding the calendar, I believe that a few ■■■■■■■ shots have been taken but the printer’s reckoned that a little ironing out of the wrinkles was required before they would risk publishing it to the public. Alas the camera did not fare too well, but I heard that the photographer will be released back into the public domain once the medication has corrected his nervous disorder. All heresay of course, I dont believe a word of it myself…

Pete.

[bewick]

I believe that “H” has already had his first “draw down” of funds from the “membership” a/c and will be sat on the beach in Tunisia to-morrow sunning his "nads! We had a reckon up and their was just enough in the a/c for a couple of “goat class” tickets and a weeks A/I at a 2 star hotel.We could have booked 2weeks in Sharm for the same money at a 5 star but he “bottled” it on account of all the rockets flying back and forth in that region.He has left orders that if we get enough subs in next week I have to “wire” him the brass and he will deal directly with the hotel for another weeks hol !! Honoury member No 12.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Lady P:
How do I join and who do I send my sub to and is there a calendar available to order

My dear you can have Harry for real any time no need to bother with a callender is there, The 29 th Dec Newcastle Labour Club in the Toon, Harry will be on show for free, & what one sees is what one gets, PS, Never had any complaints up to now, Regards Larry PS Only from Harry when his whiskey glass is MT, so set them up bartender my man Eh.

[kevmac47]

windrush:

Lady P:
How do I join and who do I send my sub to and is there a calendar available to order

Good point there, I guess that Harry will now require a Fan Club Secretary plus a Merchandising Manager to cope with all the requests arriving in plain brown envelopes at Gill Towers? Regarding the calendar, I believe that a few ■■■■■■■ shots have been taken but the printer’s reckoned that a little ironing out of the wrinkles was required before they would risk publishing it to the public. Alas the camera did not fare too well, but I heard that the photographer will be released back into the public domain once the medication has corrected his nervous disorder. All heresay of course, I dont believe a word of it myself…

Pete.

I hope he doesn’t need a transport manager Pete!!! The donkeys that are around now will be a hiding to nothing if the try to organize Harrys “logistics” . Regards Kev.

[lawrence_dunbar]

Kev, Logistic is a Gaelic word for malt whiskey, thats why us Geordies like the stuff, Harry is a perfectionist in his field to say the least, More so when he has had a few Glenfiddichs Eh, Regards Larry.

[dave_the_renegade]

Lawrence Dunbar:
Kev, Logistic is a Gaelic word for malt whiskey, thats why us Geordies like the stuff, Harry is a perfectionist in his field to say the least, More so when he has had a few Glenfiddichs Eh, Regards Larry.

Its a pity Private Bobby Thomson isn’t still around to organise Harry’s whisky delivery.

[norman_ingram]

Personally I think a Calendar would be a good idea, firstly we need volenteers, then we need the twelve just men to pick what object to hide their proudest asset from the savage females, then they would have to have blockers to came their nerves while having the photo’s taken, I bags July and a ming vase, weell I always like chinese.

[animal]

Norman Ingram:
Personally I think a Calendar would be a good idea, firstly we need volenteers, then we need the twelve just men to pick what object to hide their proudest asset from the savage females, then they would have to have blockers to came their nerves while having the photo’s taken, I bags July and a ming vase, weell I always like chinese.

Will have to think about that open to suggestions

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Personally I think a Calendar would be a good idea, firstly we need volenteers, then we need the twelve just men to pick what object to hide their proudest asset from the savage females, then they would have to have blockers to came their nerves while having the photo’s taken, I bags July and a ming vase, weell I always like chinese.

Will have to think about that open to suggestions

Hide it,a few of us would have trouble finding it Norm.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Personally I think a Calendar would be a good idea, firstly we need volenteers, then we need the twelve just men to pick what object to hide their proudest asset from the savage females, then they would have to have blockers to came their nerves while having the photo’s taken, I bags July and a ming vase, weell I always like chinese.

Will have to think about that open to suggestions

Hide it,a few of us would have trouble finding it Norm.

hiya,
Oh’ I’m not without, but nearly.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Personally I think a Calendar would be a good idea, firstly we need volenteers, then we need the twelve just men to pick what object to hide their proudest asset from the savage females, then they would have to have blockers to came their nerves while having the photo’s taken, I bags July and a ming vase, weell I always like chinese.

Will have to think about that open to suggestions

Hide it,a few of us would have trouble finding it Norm.

hiya,
Oh’ I’m not without, but nearly.
thanks harry, long retired.

Play it a tune Harry,it would be like a Cobra coming out of the basket for the snake charmer’s pipe.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Ang promise you won’t hit me, well not too hard. For you two pearl buttons and a glass vase to keep your dignity.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Personally I think a Calendar would be a good idea, firstly we need volenteers, then we need the twelve just men to pick what object to hide their proudest asset from the savage females, then they would have to have blockers to came their nerves while having the photo’s taken, I bags July and a ming vase, weell I always like chinese.

Will have to think about that open to suggestions

Hide it,a few of us would have trouble finding it Norm.

hiya,
Oh’ I’m not without, but nearly.
thanks harry, long retired.

Play it a tune Harry,it would be like a Cobra coming out of the basket for the snake charmer’s pipe.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Cobra, Snake Charmers Pipe!!! more Winkle and Pin methinks
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Personally I think a Calendar would be a good idea, firstly we need volenteers, then we need the twelve just men to pick what object to hide their proudest asset from the savage females, then they would have to have blockers to came their nerves while having the photo’s taken, I bags July and a ming vase, weell I always like chinese.

Will have to think about that open to suggestions

Hide it,a few of us would have trouble finding it Norm.

hiya,
Oh’ I’m not without, but nearly.
thanks harry, long retired.

Play it a tune Harry,it would be like a Cobra coming out of the basket for the snake charmer’s pipe.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Cobra, Snake Charmers Pipe!!! more Winkle and Pin methinks
thanks harry, long retired.

Now then Harry,you are being modest,me thinks.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
I’m actually boasting.
thanks harry, long retired.

[animal]

Norman Ingram:
Ang promise you won’t hit me, well not too hard. For you two pearl buttons and a glass vase to keep your dignity.

That should do it

[norman_ingram]

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Ang promise you won’t hit me, well not too hard. For you two pearl buttons and a glass vase to keep your dignity.

That should do it

Cor! can I take the photo.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Ang promise you won’t hit me, well not too hard. For you two pearl buttons and a glass vase to keep your dignity.

That should do it

Cor! can I take the photo.

Ang beware,I have heard stories about these photographers taking pics of females.

[animal]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

animal:

Norman Ingram:
Ang promise you won’t hit me, well not too hard. For you two pearl buttons and a glass vase to keep your dignity.

That should do it

Cor! can I take the photo.

Ang beware,I have heard stories about these photographers taking pics of females.

but which month