The Harry Gill Fan Club!

lawrence_dunbar · 18 April 2013 20:45

Aye the whiskey Fairey might be extra special good to you, Seeing as you are obeying her indores, Eh, Regards Larry.

grumpy_old_man · 19 April 2013 10:07

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

grumpy old man:
Harry Gill, how are you doing you owd bugga?? are you still being a good boy and taking your medication? Send in a progress report.

hiya,
The “can’t have a drink medication” is finished and imbibing of the amber nectar
has resumed but only in moderation, something like a wee dram per evening so
am only filling my large glass half way, my doctor is a scot so he understands.
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds as if you are breaking yourself in gently Harry,you will soon be back up to full consumption.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Only because “er’ indoors” is monitoring me constantly, there’s no escape.
thanks harry, long retired.

That’s easy Harry, tell her, “you stop my drop of drink, I’ll stop your ■■■ ration”. She’ll soon give in, a couple of days and it’ll be “Harry my love, what’s wrong”.

harry_gill · 19 April 2013 10:24

hiya,
Yes Brian “ration” is the correct terminology, there’s nowt more rationed.
thanks harry, long retired.

retired_old_fart · 19 April 2013 10:38

Haven’t noticed the wholesalers’ stocks dropping significantly, H, so you must be imbibing in moderation. Well done. Glad to hear things are looking up.

dave_the_renegade · 19 April 2013 16:07

Can’t you bribe your Mrs with something Harry.A bag of sweets or some chocolates.I’m sure you have her sussed by now.
Cheers Dave.

rigsby · 19 April 2013 17:06

never mind the sweets harry , buy her some aspirin for the inevitable headache . picked this up from another thread , " if women are so good at multitasking why can’t they have ■■■ and a headache at the same time " cheers , dave

dave_the_renegade · 19 April 2013 18:42

Harry could have earache and a headache if his good lady reads his fan mail.
Cheers Dave

harry_gill · 19 April 2013 21:37

Dave the Renegade:
Harry could have earache and a headache if his good lady reads his fan mail.
Cheers Dave

hiya,
Dave, thick ears and blows to the head and anywhere else she chooses
are all “old hat” to me my missus would terrify Rocky Marciano.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 19 April 2013 21:40

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Harry could have earache and a headache if his good lady reads his fan mail.
Cheers Dave

hiya,
Dave, thick ears and blows to the head and anywhere else she chooses
are all “old hat” to me my missus would terrify Rocky Marciano.
thanks harry, long retired.

You are still in the thick of it with her Harry,so she can’t be all bad
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 19 April 2013 21:49

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Harry could have earache and a headache if his good lady reads his fan mail.
Cheers Dave

hiya,
Dave, thick ears and blows to the head and anywhere else she chooses
are all “old hat” to me my missus would terrify Rocky Marciano.
thanks harry, long retired.

You are still in the thick of it with her Harry,so she can’t be all bad
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You’re right Dave it’s not all bad she even lets me get a word in sometimes
and that’s quite an achievement for a woman.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 19 April 2013 21:54

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
Harry could have earache and a headache if his good lady reads his fan mail.
Cheers Dave

hiya,
Dave, thick ears and blows to the head and anywhere else she chooses
are all “old hat” to me my missus would terrify Rocky Marciano.
thanks harry, long retired.

You are still in the thick of it with her Harry,so she can’t be all bad
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
You’re right Dave it’s not all bad she even lets me get a word in sometimes
and that’s quite an achievement for a woman.
thanks harry, long retired.

You are a lucky man Harry.I take that its not the last word,but its fortunate,just to get the odd word in now and again.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 19 April 2013 21:58

hiya,
Noooooooo never the last word Dave that would be pushing my luck a bit too far.
thanks harry, long retired.

norman_ingram · 19 April 2013 23:01

Harry you have to be sly, when she rattles on then say darling amen.

harry_gill · 20 April 2013 17:06

Norman Ingram:
Harry you have to be sly, when she rattles on then say darling amen.

hiya,
Howay there Nosser, I wish I was a man of the world like you,
you have all the answers, I’ll bet the Colleen quakes in her boots.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 20 April 2013 19:13

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Harry you have to be sly, when she rattles on then say darling amen.

hiya,
Howay there Nosser, I wish I was a man of the world like you,
you have all the answers, I’ll bet the Colleen quakes in her boots.
thanks harry, long retired.

I reckon Norm used to have Pseudonym and be an agony Aunt.
Dear Dave.

norman_ingram · 20 April 2013 21:14

No Dave, they might cotton on to my methods. Harry, I have never had her quaking, but often I have made her shudder with my quipes, that’s not funny she would say! To you no, to others yes! I might have known you would have the last word. Yes dear you are right, AMEN.

dave_the_renegade · 20 April 2013 21:24

Norman Ingram:
No Dave, they might cotton on to my methods. Harry, I have never had her quaking, but often I have made her shudder with my quipes, that’s not funny she would say! To you no, to others yes! I might have known you would have the last word. Yes dear you are right, AMEN.

I reckon they ran classes on BRS on how to charm women.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 20 April 2013 21:32

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
No Dave, they might cotton on to my methods. Harry, I have never had her quaking, but often I have made her shudder with my quipes, that’s not funny she would say! To you no, to others yes! I might have known you would have the last word. Yes dear you are right, AMEN.

I reckon they ran classes on BRS on how to charm women.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’d have been better on the women avoidance course.
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 20 April 2013 21:36

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
No Dave, they might cotton on to my methods. Harry, I have never had her quaking, but often I have made her shudder with my quipes, that’s not funny she would say! To you no, to others yes! I might have known you would have the last word. Yes dear you are right, AMEN.

I reckon they ran classes on BRS on how to charm women.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’d have been better on the women avoidance course.
thanks harry, long retired.

Too late now Harry,you should have a lifetime achievement award.
Cheers Dave.

harry_gill · 21 April 2013 13:58

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
No Dave, they might cotton on to my methods. Harry, I have never had her quaking, but often I have made her shudder with my quipes, that’s not funny she would say! To you no, to others yes! I might have known you would have the last word. Yes dear you are right, AMEN.

I reckon they ran classes on BRS on how to charm women.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, I’d have been better on the women avoidance course.
thanks harry, long retired.

Too late now Harry,you should have a lifetime achievement award.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, don’t know about that but a lot of people would say more of
an award for being the village idiot with first class honours my wife
would be first in line to endorse the same.
thanks harry, long retired.