brian , i have just returned from holiday in the far north of scotland and was trading at the local village spar shop . where did the shopkeeper come from ? bloody halifax , that’s where . is the republic of yorkshire bent on world ■■■■■■■■■■ ■■?
He’ll be doing missionary work. 
And I hope all you pure bred Yorkshireman are preparing for Friday this week…August 1st lads, wear your white rose with pride. 
grumpy old man:
He’ll be doing missionary work.And I hope all you pure bred Yorkshireman are preparing for Friday this week…August 1st lads, wear your white rose with pride.
Go on then, I’ll ask what is so special about August the 1st for Yorkshiremen? Is it when the padlocks come off of your wallet’s? 
Pete.
They all go to Blackpool
dexterboy:
They all go to Blackpool
Hiya,
Well it is the nearest place for them to come and get their annual dose of sunshine.
Yorkshire being well known for the absence of the old “currant bun”.
thanks harry, long retired.
I have a rethink on Blackpool you can’t walk round the fair anymore it’s gated and you have to pay about £20each to get in 5yorkies £100 it would never happen
dexterboy:
I have a rethink on Blackpool you can’t walk round the fair anymore it’s gated and you have to pay about £20each to get in 5yorkies £100 it would never happen
hiya,
Ah’ but Dexterboy, they only go to block up the beach and eat their homemade
dripping butties and drink the hotel water, they don’t spend owt’.
thanks harry, long retired.
I am waiting for the wrath of Yorkist to descend on us
dexterboy:
I am waiting for the wrath of Yorkist to descend on us
Hiya,
They’re not the sharpest knives in the drawer Dexterboy they may or may not
catch on eventually only time will tell but my tin hat is always ready.
thanks harry, long retired.
windrush:
grumpy old man:
He’ll be doing missionary work.And I hope all you pure bred Yorkshireman are preparing for Friday this week…August 1st lads, wear your white rose with pride.
Go on then, I’ll ask what is so special about August the 1st for Yorkshiremen? Is it when the padlocks come off of your wallet’s?
Pete.
IT IS YORKSHIRE DAY…AUGUST 1st
Hear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. And if tha ivver does owt for nowt, allus do it for thissen.
Eh?
grumpy old man:
windrush:
grumpy old man:
He’ll be doing missionary work.And I hope all you pure bred Yorkshireman are preparing for Friday this week…August 1st lads, wear your white rose with pride.
Go on then, I’ll ask what is so special about August the 1st for Yorkshiremen? Is it when the padlocks come off of your wallet’s?
Pete.
IT IS YORKSHIRE DAY…AUGUST 1st
Hear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. And if tha ivver does owt for nowt, allus do it for thissen.
Do watcha sayin la.
GUESTY44
Ye gods 
…peasants. 
We are preparing for OUR day, tidying the whippet up a bit (and the missis), black pudding is in the fridge ready for the gourmet banquet early evening And a case of Sam Smiths Yorkshire Bitter in the cellar. Your man has a new bottle of Bowmore ready, t’owd lass has stocked up with a bottle of Tanquery for herself.,
white roses on order at the florist.
That’s better guesty gthank you,but Harry is a genuine scouser I am from the Wirral we are called plastic scousers ,not the finished article. Grumpy old man I love black pudding ,wasn’t that (sorry) a Lancashire dish from Bury
Black pudding is a north east dish
speaking of lancashire and yorkshire , i think yorkshire lost on penalties at bosworth field . lancs 1 yorks o . tin hat at the ready !
At Bosworth field the yorkies only lost not on penaltys but because they had 3.000 sent of for fighting
dexterboy:
At Bosworth field the yorkies only lost not on penaltys but because they had 3.000 sent of for fighting
They did have a result at Tewesbury. 
Cheers Dave.
Yes but only because the 3000 sent off at Bosworth Field went to Tewksbury and came on at extra time
dexterboy:
Yes but only because the 3000 sent off at Bosworth Field went to Tewksbury and came on at extra time
Hiya,
And the red rose of Lancashire so coloured because it’s stained with the blood
of Yorkshiremen or so my Dad told me.
thanks harry, long retired.