Norman Ingram:
Yes Dave I am a often,I often do this, I often to that, and my good lady said I often get in the way.
In the way of what Norm ? Please elaborate on this.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
Hiya,
Wimmin Management for the Uninitiated, seems a fitting title for a manual get it written Riggers
it’ll fly off the shelves and make you wealthier than your wildest dreams, might as well mate you
keep giving these snippets of info away for free might as well make a few bob on the way.
thanks harry, long retired.
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Aye, don’t be too sure, my book “How to handle wimmin” isn’t selling. It’s available (post and package paid) for the VERY reasonable price of 1Litre of Laphroaig. 
No credit cards, no Pay Pal, just malt whisky.
There could be a series of books on how to handle Wimmin.
Could be like the Haynes manuals for cars, one for every creed and temperament. 
Cheers Dave.
That old Harry is a bit quiet, I wonder id he is sucking on a stick of Blackpool rock, just thought, what if they put single malt whisky flavour on sale, will Larry, Harry, Pete, Dave, Johnnie, G.O.M, etc oh and Angy, go rushing to buy a few sticks of rock.
Norman Ingram:
That old Harry is a bit quiet, I wonder id he is sucking on a stick of Blackpool rock, just thought, what if they put single malt whisky flavour on sale, will Larry, Harry, Pete, Dave, Johnnie, G.O.M, etc oh and Angy, go rushing to buy a few sticks of rock.
Well speaking for myself I would be first at the door AM, Eh, I might just dip a stick of rock into one of my large Malts this evening, If I can get some rock that is, I have a good stock of Malts of course, Regards Larry.
Norman Ingram:
That old Harry is a bit quiet, I wonder id he is sucking on a stick of Blackpool rock, just thought, what if they put single malt whisky flavour on sale, will Larry, Harry, Pete, Dave, Johnnie, G.O.M, etc oh and Angy, go rushing to buy a few sticks of rock.
Harry must be away on the lash somewhere, He did say that he would miss the Tyne Tees Run to-day, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
That old Harry is a bit quiet, I wonder id he is sucking on a stick of Blackpool rock, just thought, what if they put single malt whisky flavour on sale, will Larry, Harry, Pete, Dave, Johnnie, G.O.M, etc oh and Angy, go rushing to buy a few sticks of rock.Harry must be away on the lash somewhere, He did say that he would miss the Tyne Tees Run to-day, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Have been giving Blackpool a good coat of looking at. Had a photo taken on a trip
to Liverpool at the iconic Penny Lane street sign the missus wanted to pay a visit
to Albert Dock but I did need to be drugged to go in there visualizing days of yore
when entering that place would have meant twenty tons of handball to be done
by oneself whilst the docker’s busied themselves boozing and skiving, no worries
on this occasion just a load of gangsters charging grossly inflated prices for Beatle
memorabilia and plastic tasting stuff that was supposed to pass for food, did have
a nice time and gorgeous weather though.
thanks harry, long retired
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
That old Harry is a bit quiet, I wonder id he is sucking on a stick of Blackpool rock, just thought, what if they put single malt whisky flavour on sale, will Larry, Harry, Pete, Dave, Johnnie, G.O.M, etc oh and Angy, go rushing to buy a few sticks of rock.Harry must be away on the lash somewhere, He did say that he would miss the Tyne Tees Run to-day, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Have been giving Blackpool a good coat of looking at. Had a photo taken on a trip
to Liverpool at the iconic Penny Lane street sign the missus wanted to pay a visit
to Albert Dock but I did need to be drugged to go in there visualizing days of yore
when entering that place would have meant twenty tons of handball to be done
by oneself whilst the docker’s busied themselves boozing and skiving, no worries
on this occasion just a load of gangsters charging grossly inflated prices for Beatle
memorabilia and plastic tasting stuff that was supposed to pass for food, did have
a nice time and gorgeous weather though.
thanks harry, long retired
Glad you had a good time Harry. I haven’t been to Liverpool for about ten years, usually go via the Mersey tunnels from this way, so see some of the docks coming out. The spur off the old tunnel into the docks was blocked off last time I went through there. Have been up to New Brighton a few times and watched the boats and the odd ship coming and going.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
That old Harry is a bit quiet, I wonder id he is sucking on a stick of Blackpool rock, just thought, what if they put single malt whisky flavour on sale, will Larry, Harry, Pete, Dave, Johnnie, G.O.M, etc oh and Angy, go rushing to buy a few sticks of rock.Harry must be away on the lash somewhere, He did say that he would miss the Tyne Tees Run to-day, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Have been giving Blackpool a good coat of looking at. Had a photo taken on a trip
to Liverpool at the iconic Penny Lane street sign the missus wanted to pay a visit
to Albert Dock but I did need to be drugged to go in there visualizing days of yore
when entering that place would have meant twenty tons of handball to be done
by oneself whilst the docker’s busied themselves boozing and skiving, no worries
on this occasion just a load of gangsters charging grossly inflated prices for Beatle
memorabilia and plastic tasting stuff that was supposed to pass for food, did have
a nice time and gorgeous weather though.
thanks harry, long retiredGlad you had a good time Harry. I haven’t been to Liverpool for about ten years, usually go via the Mersey tunnels from this way, so see some of the docks coming out. The spur off the old tunnel into the docks was blocked off last time I went through there. Have been up to New Brighton a few times and watched the boats and the odd ship coming and going.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave haven’t been through the Mersey Tunnel (the pipe) for many many years, it is
in fact many years since I was in Liverpool and of course that was with a lorry and
would’ve been heading to one or more of the docks it’s still a bit derelict in some
of the outer areas but what a transformation in the city centre didn’t get a chance
to go out to Bootle where I lived for many years during the war, but the last time I
did drive through there (up the Stranny) there was big alterations for the better, I
lived in a few houses during my time there but all are gone but the land where my
old houses stood is now covered over with supermarkets and industrial units.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Norman Ingram:
That old Harry is a bit quiet, I wonder id he is sucking on a stick of Blackpool rock, just thought, what if they put single malt whisky flavour on sale, will Larry, Harry, Pete, Dave, Johnnie, G.O.M, etc oh and Angy, go rushing to buy a few sticks of rock.Harry must be away on the lash somewhere, He did say that he would miss the Tyne Tees Run to-day, Regards Larry.
hiya,
Have been giving Blackpool a good coat of looking at. Had a photo taken on a trip
to Liverpool at the iconic Penny Lane street sign the missus wanted to pay a visit
to Albert Dock but I did need to be drugged to go in there visualizing days of yore
when entering that place would have meant twenty tons of handball to be done
by oneself whilst the docker’s busied themselves boozing and skiving, no worries
on this occasion just a load of gangsters charging grossly inflated prices for Beatle
memorabilia and plastic tasting stuff that was supposed to pass for food, did have
a nice time and gorgeous weather though.
thanks harry, long retiredGlad you had a good time Harry. I haven’t been to Liverpool for about ten years, usually go via the Mersey tunnels from this way, so see some of the docks coming out. The spur off the old tunnel into the docks was blocked off last time I went through there. Have been up to New Brighton a few times and watched the boats and the odd ship coming and going.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave haven’t been through the Mersey Tunnel (the pipe) for many many years, it is
in fact many years since I was in Liverpool and of course that was with a lorry and
would’ve been heading to one or more of the docks it’s still a bit derelict in some
of the outer areas but what a transformation in the city centre didn’t get a chance
to go out to Bootle where I lived for many years during the war, but the last time I
did drive through there (up the Stranny) there was big alterations for the better, I
lived in a few houses during my time there but all are gone but the land where my
old houses stood is now covered over with supermarkets and industrial units.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi Harry,
I will have to take a trip to Liverpool via the tunnel to have a look how things have changed,since the last time I went there. All the way up by Wrexham and Chester and on through to the tunnels there was a lot going on last time I went up to New Brighton, so I think I will have to make an effort to take a ride up that way again.
Cheers Dave.
Has our good old Harry took to his bed I wonder, Or has he gone out on the LASH, Again, He is defo keeping a low profile at the moment, Whats the randy old bugger up to I wonder, ■■?, But having said this I bet he is defo having a GOOD time wouldn’t you agree, Most likely enjoying several LARGE Malts , Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Has our good old Harry took to his bed I wonder, Or has he gone out on the LASH, Again, He is defo keeping a low profile at the moment, Whats the randy old bugger up to I wonder, ■■?, But having said this I bet he is defo having a GOOD time wouldn’t you agree, Most likely enjoying several LARGE Malts , Regards Larry.
hiya,
Still looking in regularly Larry and of course still sampling the amber nectar, just a bit
busy in the house at the moment, if I don’t get some jobs done the place will tumble
round my ears a bit of gardening needs doing as well I did get a guy in at one time but
my missus in her wisdom decided now that your retired you can do the garden yourself
the guy did a good job as well and only charged peanuts “bleedin women” so just now
‘m concentrating on keeping the peace a bit of decorating and a spot of plumbing will
sort the place out and could be done by next weekend, the major painting and the big
decorating jobs I get a mate in he does a good job and is reasonable it just being a bit
of extra cash on the side and he says he actually enjoys doing it, YUK I hate anything
that spells WORK, he actually says it helps him relax, being depraved I call it Ah’ well
back to the grind normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Has our good old Harry took to his bed I wonder, Or has he gone out on the LASH, Again, He is defo keeping a low profile at the moment, Whats the randy old bugger up to I wonder, ■■?, But having said this I bet he is defo having a GOOD time wouldn’t you agree, Most likely enjoying several LARGE Malts , Regards Larry.hiya,
Still looking in regularly Larry and of course still sampling the amber nectar, just a bit
busy in the house at the moment, if I don’t get some jobs done the place will tumble
round my ears a bit of gardening needs doing as well I did get a guy in at one time but
my missus in her wisdom decided now that your retired you can do the garden yourself
the guy did a good job as well and only charged peanuts “bleedin women” so just now
‘m concentrating on keeping the peace a bit of decorating and a spot of plumbing will
sort the place out and could be done by next weekend, the major painting and the big
decorating jobs I get a mate in he does a good job and is reasonable it just being a bit
of extra cash on the side and he says he actually enjoys doing it, YUK I hate anything
that spells WORK, he actually says it helps him relax, being depraved I call it Ah’ well
back to the grind normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
thanks harry, long retired.
Join the club Harry, My good Lady allways has a few jobs that need doing, I don’t mind because I f Im a good lad I get extra Malts in the evening she even pours them out for me & says enjoy , Pet, I must be doing everything right Eh, Or am I just lucky, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Has our good old Harry took to his bed I wonder, Or has he gone out on the LASH, Again, He is defo keeping a low profile at the moment, Whats the randy old bugger up to I wonder, ■■?, But having said this I bet he is defo having a GOOD time wouldn’t you agree, Most likely enjoying several LARGE Malts , Regards Larry.hiya,
Still looking in regularly Larry and of course still sampling the amber nectar, just a bit
busy in the house at the moment, if I don’t get some jobs done the place will tumble
round my ears a bit of gardening needs doing as well I did get a guy in at one time but
my missus in her wisdom decided now that your retired you can do the garden yourself
the guy did a good job as well and only charged peanuts “bleedin women” so just now
‘m concentrating on keeping the peace a bit of decorating and a spot of plumbing will
sort the place out and could be done by next weekend, the major painting and the big
decorating jobs I get a mate in he does a good job and is reasonable it just being a bit
of extra cash on the side and he says he actually enjoys doing it, YUK I hate anything
that spells WORK, he actually says it helps him relax, being depraved I call it Ah’ well
back to the grind normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
thanks harry, long retired.Join the club Harry, My good Lady allways has a few jobs that need doing, I don’t mind because I f Im a good lad I get extra Malts in the evening she even pours them out for me & says enjoy , Pet, I must be doing everything right Eh, Or am I just lucky, Regards Larry.
Harry you have let the cat out of the bag old mate. You have been saying your garden needs zero work, as you have it all in gravel on top of black plastic. Doesn’t look like that on Google Earth.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
harry_gill:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Has our good old Harry took to his bed I wonder, Or has he gone out on the LASH, Again, He is defo keeping a low profile at the moment, Whats the randy old bugger up to I wonder, ■■?, But having said this I bet he is defo having a GOOD time wouldn’t you agree, Most likely enjoying several LARGE Malts , Regards Larry.hiya,
Still looking in regularly Larry and of course still sampling the amber nectar, just a bit
busy in the house at the moment, if I don’t get some jobs done the place will tumble
round my ears a bit of gardening needs doing as well I did get a guy in at one time but
my missus in her wisdom decided now that your retired you can do the garden yourself
the guy did a good job as well and only charged peanuts “bleedin women” so just now
‘m concentrating on keeping the peace a bit of decorating and a spot of plumbing will
sort the place out and could be done by next weekend, the major painting and the big
decorating jobs I get a mate in he does a good job and is reasonable it just being a bit
of extra cash on the side and he says he actually enjoys doing it, YUK I hate anything
that spells WORK, he actually says it helps him relax, being depraved I call it Ah’ well
back to the grind normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
thanks harry, long retired.Join the club Harry, My good Lady allways has a few jobs that need doing, I don’t mind because I f Im a good lad I get extra Malts in the evening she even pours them out for me & says enjoy , Pet, I must be doing everything right Eh, Or am I just lucky, Regards Larry.
Harry you have let the cat out of the bag old mate. You have been saying your garden needs zero work, as you have it all in gravel on top of black plastic. Doesn’t look like that on Google Earth.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I think Google Earth must be out of date Dave, I have what was the front garden totally
paved over to accept two car / one car and caravan parking but the rear is totally
covered with anti weed covering then there is three inches of gravel over that if you
can see any greenery behind my house it belongs to the council in the guise of a child’s
playground but weeds do get through and next doors trees get hacked off the minute
they dare grow over my fence line there is the odd tub which normally has annual stuff
in them but I haven’t bothered this year I think Google depicts my place with a purple
Austin Metro in the drive that was my runabout but was scrapped several years ago, No
Dave gravelled my garden well and truly is and when I’m assured we are going to have
some decent weather, copious amounts of weed killer will be applied to what is left
of my Ponderosa, I put the instruments of torture (two lawnmowers and a strimmer)
on the front footpath to be collected by our brethren of the “travelling community”
thanks harry, long retired.
I bet “Harry” was eyeing-up the floozies when he was in the Lake District last week ,…until his better-half caught him !! 
As a punishment ,…shes told him hes banished to the garden with some work tools.
Cheers , Anon.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Join the club Harry, My good Lady allways has a few jobs that need doing, I don’t mind because I f Im a good lad I get extra Malts in the evening she even pours them out for me & says enjoy , Pet, I must be doing everything right Eh, Or am I just lucky, Regards Larry.
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Ah, be cautious Larry, things like that are a good indicator that she’s full of ■■■■, sounds to me as though she’s after you body. Take care.
grumpy old man:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Join the club Harry, My good Lady allways has a few jobs that need doing, I don’t mind because I f Im a good lad I get extra Malts in the evening she even pours them out for me & says enjoy , Pet, I must be doing everything right Eh, Or am I just lucky, Regards Larry.
Ah, be cautious Larry, things like that are a good indicator that she’s full of ■■■■, sounds to me as though she’s after you body. Take care.
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Yes you were correct in saying that, I was asked how I felt after breakfast to-day, I replied Im on top form my dear, So I ended up cleaning the windows outside, Now isn’t that nice Eh , I did earn some more Brownie points though Im getting rewarded again to-night with some more Malts, I just love the treatment, It beats all the pills the Doctors want you take, Give me the old Malts anyday, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
grumpy old man:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Join the club Harry, My good Lady allways has a few jobs that need doing, I don’t mind because I f Im a good lad I get extra Malts in the evening she even pours them out for me & says enjoy , Pet, I must be doing everything right Eh, Or am I just lucky, Regards Larry.
Yes you were correct in saying that, I was asked how I felt after breakfast to-day, I replied Im on top form my dear, So I ended up cleaning the windows outside, Now isn’t that nice Eh , I did earn some more Brownie points though Im getting rewarded again to-night with some more Malts, I just love the treatment, It beats all the pills the Doctors want you take, Give me the old Malts anyday, Regards Larry.
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You will be completely under the thumb Larry, if you are not careful. Your good lady has got your measure,and is luring you into a long career in DIY,by the looks of it.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
grumpy old man:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Join the club Harry, My good Lady allways has a few jobs that need doing, I don’t mind because I f Im a good lad I get extra Malts in the evening she even pours them out for me & says enjoy , Pet, I must be doing everything right Eh, Or am I just lucky, Regards Larry.
Yes you were correct in saying that, I was asked how I felt after breakfast to-day, I replied Im on top form my dear, So I ended up cleaning the windows outside, Now isn’t that nice Eh , I did earn some more Brownie points though Im getting rewarded again to-night with some more Malts, I just love the treatment, It beats all the pills the Doctors want you take, Give me the old Malts anyday, Regards Larry.
You will be completely under the thumb Larry, if you are not careful. Your good lady has got your measure,and is luring you into a long career in DIY,by the looks of it.
Cheers Dave.
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hiya,
G O M get that book written and into Waterstones post haste, or by the time the next
Geordie drivers “do” is on Larry will be unable to attend due to having to dust the
contents of the display cabinet, ( I can’t spell Capo di Monte ) and that would be most
unthinkable, and Larry man get a grip you’re becoming domesticated and that would
never do, just keep a bottle of our tipple in the garden shed with the obligatory large
glass and return yourself to DIY this “would you like a top up pet” is all very well but it
does tend to lead you into a feeling of false security and before you know it there’ll be
a list of jobs to do the length of your arm and she’ll be wishing your arms were much
longer, anyway I’m going to try one now and although it will have to be de-canted by
me at least there’ll be no “have you seen the weeds round the caravan, put something
on them tomorrow will you” I’ll get away will pointing out where the pressure spray is
and If I’m feeling really benevolent I’ll mix the weedkiller and fill the contraption up
for her, and she knows “this terrible hayfever” makes sure I stay clear of the garden.
thanks harry, long retired.