mc thackeray:
She said it was the predecessor
I like to focus on the positives, i’m impressed !! 
SWEDISH BLUE:
Well went in there in the morning sure there was a kettle tea and coffee but no milk and no sing of any breadNext to the kettle is a BIG metal box, called a “Fridge”
If you had looked in there, you would have found the milk, bread, marge and jam
But I was drunk!
Mike-C:
mc thackeray:
She said it was the predecessorI like to focus on the positives, i’m impressed !!
The dirty old git
Whats the crack after woods, did he mean scoring in the forest,shooting up and getting high after the cold bear.?
This is the funniest post of the year.
The place is a dump but the Op expected Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver to be slaving away in the kitchens, feeding driver’s sat there wearing their greasy hiviz bibs.
It is the Ritz or the Hilton, you won’t see Tom Cruise Leonardo de Caprio dinning on truckers slop of kiddies food for working men such as fish fingers and baked beans.
That is food for five year old’s.
Mind out for the bear in woods.
Welcome back Boss & Driver.
We need to know what is the crack with ‘‘the thing upstairs’’ or maybe it’s another bear
I don’t think there is either strippers or even stripers at Alconbury, unless it’s a well kept secret, if so what night?.. not that I am interested you understand, just a mate of mine may be. 
This is the most amusing post so far this year ! and to the spelling police , that just added to it well done op love it
robroy:
Welcome back Boss & Driver.
We need to know what is the crack with ‘‘the thing upstairs’’ or maybe it’s another bear
I don’t think there is either strippers or even stripers at Alconbury, unless it’s a well kept secret, if so what night?.. not that I am interested you understand, just a mate of mine may be.
Well its a shame about Alconbury then
But when I open my truckstop I will make sure there is a knocking shop upstairs
mc thackeray:
robroy:
Welcome back Boss & Driver.
We need to know what is the crack with ‘‘the thing upstairs’’ or maybe it’s another bear
I don’t think there is either strippers or even stripers at Alconbury, unless it’s a well kept secret, if so what night?.. not that I am interested you understand, just a mate of mine may be.
Well its a shame about Alconbury then
But when I open my truckstop I will make sure there is a knocking shop upstairs [/quot
and then mabey after a year or so,open it up for the drivers■■?
Spent last night in here. Found out they have free WiFi and they are getting Sky very soon.
The OP comment was torn to shreds by the staff, BUT…They really did enjoy all the other comments.
Looked in the fridge this morning and saw Crumpets…Had to have a couple for breakfast