The Annual TruckNet Awards 2015

robroy:

tango boy:

robroy:
Now come on lads, before it all kicks off cool it, it’s New Years eve, and we’ve all had a drink. …and I’m stood here in suit tie, long coat, earpiece and shades in my doorman mode :sunglasses:

Hi viz i hope :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:

Hey you Orangeboy, yer names not down, ya aint coming in. :sunglasses:

Without hi viz :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Evil8Beezle:

robroy:
Now come on lads, before it all kicks off cool it, it’s New Years eve, and we’ve all had a drink. …and I’m stood here in suit tie, long coat, earpiece and shades in my doorman mode :sunglasses:

Your agency job then?

You’ve no chance either, too cocky and too bloody old.

robroy:
Now come on lads, before it all kicks off cool it, it’s New Years eve, and we’ve all had a drink. …and I’m stood here in suit tie, long coat, earpiece and shades in my doorman mode :sunglasses:

Hang on im wearing similar, its our annual FBI themed swingers night. See you there. :slight_smile:

robroy:

Evil8Beezle:

robroy:
Now come on lads, before it all kicks off cool it, it’s New Years eve, and we’ve all had a drink. …and I’m stood here in suit tie, long coat, earpiece and shades in my doorman mode :sunglasses:

Your agency job then?

You’ve no chance either, too cocky and too bloody old.

My age is irrelivant, it’s not the age I am, it’s the age of the woman I’m feeling! :wink:

Ive been getting this wrong for years, I thought it was your only as old as the person feeling you.

Right thats it im removing my posting priveledges as im to ■■■■■■ for tinterweb, have a great new year all.
Thanks again for the ego rub and a special thanks to mum and dad for that knee trembler round the back by the bins at the ‘Tribbers and Felchers Social Club’ leading to my conception without which none of this would be possible.

[Kak that reads like me ma and pa have given me a knee trembler, oh well sure no one will notice]

Happy new year all for tomorrow, cant sY happy new year today as thats daft.

Oh and see you in a bit Rob. I have a dodgy investment for you :wink:

Dipper_Dave:
Ive been getting this wrong for years, I thought it was your only as old as the person feeling you.

Right thats it im removing my posting priveledges as im to ■■■■■■ for tinterweb, have a great new year all.
Thanks again for the ego rub and a special thanks to mum and dad for that knee trembler round the back by the bins at the ‘Tribbers and Felchers Social Club’ leading to my conception without which none of this would be possible.

[Kak that reads like me ma and pa have given me a knee trembler, oh well sure no one will notice]

Happy new year all for tomorrow, cant sY happy new year today as thats daft.

Oh and see you in a bit Rob. I have a dodgy investment for you :wink:

As long as it doesn’t involve me bending over and bracing myself, I’ll have a look at it.
Happy new year, and give that poor ■■■■■■ cat a break this year when you get ■■■■■■■ :laughing:

Dipper_Dave:

robroy:
Now come on lads, before it all kicks off cool it, it’s New Years eve, and we’ve all had a drink. …and I’m stood here in suit tie, long coat, earpiece and shades in my doorman mode :sunglasses:

Hang on im wearing similar, its our annual FBI themed swingers night. See you there. :slight_smile:

but you would replace earpiece with codpiece!

kindle530:

Dipper_Dave:

robroy:
Now come on lads, before it all kicks off cool it, it’s New Years eve, and we’ve all had a drink. …and I’m stood here in suit tie, long coat, earpiece and shades in my doorman mode :sunglasses:

Hang on im wearing similar, its our annual FBI themed swingers night. See you there. :slight_smile:

but you would replace earpiece with codpiece!

Great idea, I’m also wearing me best merkin.

A special, (albeit late) award nomination for best Username.

Joint award to …Isaac Hunt, and the Scrotumscratcher :laughing:

I always smile when I see them both :smiley:

you could win most misleading being non Scottish and robroy.

Pimpdaddy:

Contraflow:

Contraflow:
Most Hated Member.

Nominations for this category are V4OLLY.

F-reds:
Most hated member: V4WALLY or whatever he is calling himself this holiday period.

robroy:
V4WOLLY…For being the official Trucknet knob :unamused:

war1974:
so for me by god V40LLY has to be the biggest internet knob I have ever come across even beating boss and driver.

Why, just because he/she tells it like it is but you don’t like it??

muckles:
Contraflow has his moments.

Yeah moments of talking zb…keyboard ■■■■■■! Busy sucking each other off with that seth 70.

Remember that thread PD :smiling_imp: ? Maybe a historical thread link?

Without causing me too much donkey work last time.

Just take the tablets and ignore the voices. I’m sure with a bit of hard work and a psychiatrist, everyone of your personalities can become a train driver, fuel driver, tesco driver.

James the cat:
tesco driver.

Err zb tesco…![emoji49]

Wardaddy/Muckaway - for his dry Jack Dee esque postings, covering such diverse topics as old people, charity chuggers, carol singers and other unfortunates in the wider Oxfordshire area :laughing: :laughing: :wink:

Favourite quotes of his ( stretching my memory a bit here…)

To Albion "Haven’t you got a neighbourhood watch meeting to go to…?

“■■■■■■■ in a day centre”

“Coffin dodgers”

Ken Quinn - for his witty posts

Dipper Dave - goes without saying, innuendo that would make Sid James blush :grimacing:

Raymundo - I didn’t believe his gassing tale ( :laughing: ) but nonetheless find his informed matters on all things maritime interesting

BKing - for his Ill informed rants on diesel runaways, and, well, all things mechanical really

Happy sack - for his miser postings, appealing to my dry sense of humour

Albion - for his endless pious rants on driving standards, not changing the record, disappear Going to Australia for six months then returning to the forum where he left off

:arrow_right:

Blimey another mention. I thought the only people who noticed me were super pro driver evil and his newbie protégé robroy.

immigrant for his poor trolling

Hi Rob, liked the names mentioned,i always thought of using : SOFA KING WHAT : :smiley: :smiley:

happysack:
Blimey another mention. I thought the only people who noticed me were super pro driver evil and his newbie protégé robroy.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

truckyboy:
Hi Rob, liked the names mentioned,i always thought of using : SOFA KING WHAT : :smiley: :smiley:

Yeh, I thought about Drew Peacock. :smiley:

I think he was agency Rob.

I remember another couple of agency victims. Ben Dover and Robin Yu.

eagerbeaver:
I think he was agency Rob.

I remember another couple of agency victims. Ben Dover and Robin Yu.

Then there was Phil, (Ben’s mate on the agency) together they were Ben Dover and Phil McCracken.
They drove each other home after a long shift. :laughing: