the local fishmonger who ran
who ran away with a
wench from the green grocers
and very soon gave her
a bun in the oven,
which soon began to rise
he saw money being requested
and said I can get
this on the national health
him meaning a quick termination
of the business on offer
you an appointment at a
clinic where castrations are done
that are guaranteed to take
the fun out of loving,
and leave you with a
high pitched voice to sing
in the male voice choir
whilst doing the full splits
but before having the stitches