the black pudding smugglers who
transport the delicacy at night
the UK in curtainsiders which
have not hit low bridges
and never hauled cream cakes
for profit other than feeding
the horses that stobart bought
to run in their new
country estates bought with tescos
card points which earned them
shop and we’ll drop funding
and stop the petrol coupons
for any more donkeys that
need re-homing at a quiet
lorry park somewhere near to
a stream to get water
to clean the horse box
and for the drivers to
bathe and shave fill their
flasks and make their sandwiches