local newspaper reporter from ■■■■■■■
…no !..no !..not…“■■■■■■■■ Gill” 
you cut his manicured lawns
give me another clue , please
you dig his flower beds
but a name would help 
Dave the Renegade:
best mates what I heard
That prats got no mates
cutting his hedge tut tut
Stick to the facts , Dave
wash and polishing his Merc
Name him,…if you dare
sweeps his drive, clears leaves
using white dog as brush
Besom Broom Birch Witches Brush
named after rounded stone mound
from a bundle of twigs
p*ssed on by white dog
or perhaps a cattle drover
was missed by the dog
as he took the black