on the last dog at
the bar at chucking-out time 
after the last orders called
and trying to restore order
with a whip and chair
- a
roping and sheetingnecessity
which keeps things in order
& the operator in shape
than Vanessa “Ms. Blobby” Feltz
lean and trim like a
pot-bellied hippo in a wig
looking like Miss Piggy in
the fatstock judging at Smithfield
where she won best in
show ,…second,…and…also reserve 
for piglet of the year
- she’s older than a
piglet
but tries to look young
hiya,
more like a fat sow
thanks harry, long retired.
a bit like Vanessa Feltz