The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 16 October 2013 20:16

at Aintree and losing their

harry_gill · 16 October 2013 20:17

hiya,
wages to the local bookmaker
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 16 October 2013 20:18

who couldn’t go wrong in

cattle_wagon_man · 16 October 2013 20:19

taking bets on slow horses

dave_the_renegade · 16 October 2013 20:19

and seaside donkeys from Southport

harry_gill · 16 October 2013 20:21

hiya,
and fast ones from Blackpool
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 16 October 2013 20:22

owned by the tower circus

cattle_wagon_man · 16 October 2013 20:25

where custard pies are thrown

dave_the_renegade · 16 October 2013 20:26

at holiday makers by clowns

cattle_wagon_man · 16 October 2013 20:30

who have size 18 shoes

dave_the_renegade · 16 October 2013 20:32

with a big foot print

cattle_wagon_man · 16 October 2013 20:37

embedded in slow-moving donkeys which

dave_the_renegade · 16 October 2013 20:38

didn’t want to race anything

cattle_wagon_man · 16 October 2013 20:43

other than a following wind

dave_the_renegade · 16 October 2013 20:44

and a tortoise which overtook

harry_gill · 16 October 2013 20:47

hiya,
a wag’n’drag out of stick
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 16 October 2013 20:50

down Galley Bank , Bowes way

harry_gill · 16 October 2013 21:00

hiya,
he’d be a brave driver
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 16 October 2013 21:04

before the road was dualled

dave_the_renegade · 17 October 2013 11:46

with an artic chasing a