a bit on the painful
side when the flap springs
and the dog bites postman’s
unwrapped Christmas ( mail/male ) delivery
hand with a snap and
crackle and pop as he
poured the cold milk slowly
onto his bite-size breakfast cereal
before woofing it down like
theres gonna be no tomorrow
but it did say on the
packet to be eaten today
before the ■■■■■■ get it
and mix it with hedgehog
and road kill potted stew
and re-lable it " Paxo Stuffing "
made by Diesel Knickers PLC
of Dale farm industrial estate
in down town essex where
even Essex Girls won`t venture