still claim benefits to make
themselves appear to be normal
but that’s not possible as
they drive around smoking cigars
in three wheeler cars with
diesel engines in the back
and 8LXB’s in the front
of some Guy from Maddiston
flying up and down the
pier in Morecambe shouting Guy
Guy - where are you Guy
I can’t see you Guy
I’m over here by the
Gardener 8LXB’s having one fitted
only one? A big Guy
with Smith on his forehead
that’s a bit strange quipped
the doubting thomas’s but it
wasnt as strange as altitudes
fondness for wearing frilly underwear