■■■■■■ had nicked the batteries
but he tried to swing
it over with the old
starting handle from the tool
box under the seat of
the ■■■■■ blonde hitch-hiker who
was just removing her tight
shackle pin out from under
the cushion being used as
his lunch box which housed
all the required tools for
giving Fiona a good service
now she’s done the mileage
it’s time to settle the
the working bits down and
lay them on the ground
along with Fiona and give
her every bit of his
freshly baked pork pie right
into the sausage roll area