The 5 Word Story

as payback to the community

for the terrible tricks that

they pulled on old folk and

faster horses with younger women

both well ridden by BIGRIG

nudge nudge wink wink say

no more except ouch that

hurt said the actress to

the bishop huffing and puffing

as he reached for the

knob on the end of

the actresses stick that she

used for the ■■■■■■■ sessions

with the sarge holding her

ankle with his teeth around

her ample bosom as Altitude

kept polishing his Stralis which

shone like a baboon`s arris

in the bright moonlight as

the vicar approached with a