The 5 Word Story

rude words to the clampers

but the one with the

Reliant van soon sorted him

with a smart scam that

would soon go ■■■■ up

just like all the other

good ideas he has that

are get rich quick flops

while Rudolph still remains hoof-clamped

but along came plod with

two advanced-obstruction-warning roadsigns , which he

put in a stupid place

and facing the wrong way

and inside-out with no reflectors

or elf and safety on

rooftop training on dark nights

when the wind and snow

was turboing around poor Rudolph`s

goolies making his willie red

as Barrymores fist after a