perfume and other obscure items
such as knicker elastic with
reinforcing wire that runs the
Full lenght with no slack
or adjustment to put tackle
over the top or up
the jacksey in case of
a draught or high winds
blowing in across the North
seam of the trouser leg
and straight into the gash
near the ■■■■■ at the
bash by the crash on
the dash to the back
where the cash is in
the pocket next to the
crown jewels but bonnie lass
has her eye on them
let alone her warm hands
which would take the chill