whatsit which gets very hot
when the fridge don’t cut
in and gets very smelly
if she don’t change her
drawers at least after a
missed gear on Fosse Bridge
that caused a few skiddies
and a very wet seat
which got all the perverts
from Ashton Keynes out to
jump ■■■■ into the thames
for there annual clean up
when the river is in
full flow and full of
■■■■ from witney lorry drivers
and ■■■■ from Ashmeds e-collivan
which killed the fish in
Burford and the stink went
up to Nortleach and on
to ■■■■■■■ but nobody noticed