had done down her leg
when knocking a pint over
the skinhead yob hurling abuse
at the vicar who was
hiya,
disrobeing from his cassock again
thanks harry, long retired.
as the choirboys had arrived
hiya,
he was determined to make
thanks harry, long retired.
them sing this time or
hiya,
take it like a chorist
thanks harry, long retired.
bent over ready to take
hiya,
something from the offertory box
thanks harry, long retired.
as a reward for services
during the last oral tribute
from the choir boy who
was a right pain in
vestry for the vicar and
the curate who sang in
the bath but not very
and howled like a dog
from the Spice Girls` group