The 5 Word Story

[cattle_wagon_man]

the creek without a paddle

[mullens]

so you must think of

[thelongdrag]

jumping out,as the rapids

[bonnie_lass]

start getting a bit faster

[harry_gill]

hiya,
just prior to the waterfall
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

so hang onto your hat

[harry_gill]

hiya,
this is the big one
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

yeehaa shouted the cowboy as

[harry_gill]

hiya,
as he fell in the water
thanks harry, long retired.

[bonnie_lass]

head first into the ditch

[harry_gill]

hiya,
which rammed his stupid hat
thanks harry, long retired.

[bonnie_lass]

full of sludgey ditch mud

[mullens]

which was never to be

[bonnie_lass]

any use to anyone again

[cattle_wagon_man]

so Michael Barrymore dived in

[mullens]

for some of the action

[brados]

but found he was in

[altitude]

the ■■■■ as normal and

[hub_reduction]

floundered about trying to get

[cattle_wagon_man]

attempted to plug the hole