The 5 Word Story

else like working at McDonalds

not forgetting all the free

virgins available to take away

or former virgins for afters

or both if your really

frisky as some posters are

because they have not had

their rations of oats and

barley to keep their pecker

up the same as their

hands as they were much

colder and needed warming - up somewhere

in a steamy hot climate

like the north of Rochdale

near big Cyril’s house where

where lot’s of funny things

going on by the steelworks

where the shot blasters get

warmed up in a jiffy with

a sharp prod where the