The 5 Word Story

in everything haulage and business

but really are skint as

and the local takeaway in

luton serving rats and some

cat sick up as a

but alas he couldnt find

treat for the feral dogs

that chase the cats that

chase the rats that chase

the mice that chase the

stationary cars in Runcorn back-alleys

the home of three pints

and a packet of nuts

to keep the tart on

ready for the custard and

a whipping of Fiona`s cream

which led to temptation and

delivered bonnie lass TO evil

braggart from morcambe house who

always smoked a strange coloured